Why would you order diet coke when there’s classic Cock
Wat bout BEPIS tho?
This is why you should always learn to swear first, as any child instinctively knows.
Looks like she’s flirting
Meet cute?
No, he’s vegetarian
Considering the other comic, it feels like that lady hates men in general
I think she just hates that dude…
Or the creator wants to get degraded by an alt mommy
It was another guy in the other comic? https://www.instagram.com/p/DOL2FCWDpvD/
Not sure if I’m thinking of a different one or not. That doesn’t really seem like evidence of hating men though, that guy sucked.
Everyone knows asking for the hot dude discount means you’re not hot enough.
The extra pickle takes time
Man I wish the McDonald’s goth baddie would degrade me.
Goth baddie: flips you off for no particular reason
Goth Baddie: Let me guess. 20 McNuggets again?
She doesn’t look healthy.
Nothing is healthy in McDonald’s
Have you never seen a goth before?
IRL, no.
Kudos to you for being honest.
The Goth style tends to try to look like you are dead or undead is the case sometimes maybe.
So more of a mental health issue?
Or trolling, it’s difficult to tell sometimes. Some of the evolutions of goths includes norm-core style and IDGAFism.
going out of my way to be as disrespectful as possible so she spits in my food
I have a cashapp and can dress up to degrade you in a McDonald’s hat.
It just isn’t the same without genuine contempt.
Who said there wouldn’t be contempt?
Veggie burger is the issue there. You always get extra wait with veggie options unfortunately.
Can confirm. Sometimes I’ll order one, only for them to go check and come back to say “Oh, I guess we don’t actually have any.”
Oh wow. At least this never happened to me. It can always get worse I guess
I’m gluten free due to allergy and the amount of times they say “oh we don’t have the gluten free option” is staggering. I mean I know I should eat at home 99% of the time, but I wanna go out sometimes…
As a vegan I feel your pain and we share a common foe
Its kinda crazy because in reality its by far the cheapest, but lobbyist groups have pushed so fucking hard for meat that often meat options are cheaper, due to insane inertia and gargantuan subsidies.
Its not even limited to one country.
It’s true, any time you have been slightly inconvenienced in life it was not mere coincidence but rather the targeted action of malicious wage workers against you specifically because they’re definitely that invested in your life.
That was the joke presented in the meme, yes.
I wouldn’t call this a meme but sure.
Yes and I’m saying maybe instead of coddling the modern sense of cosmic self-importance by acceptance through jest, we should instead maybe tell people to like, grow up?
I really don’t see your argument here. The humor in the comic is based entirely on the subversion of expectation. Specifically the implicit understanding that these kinds of minor inconveniences are not the product of intent (malicious or otherwise).
I disagree, the humor in the comic is indulging out irrational feelings that things happen to us as a matter of cosmic consequence. This wouldn’t exist if we didn’t have a stupid internal voice that said to us “they’re doing this to you.”
It’s “I know this isn’t true, but what if?”
The problem is, people and psyche are subtle and nuanced, and by even acknowledging that question, even in jest which seems to point to understanding how silly it is, it effectively helps to legitimize said feeling.
This is the case with a lot of “relatable memes,” tbh.
instead of coddling the modern sense of cosmic self-importance by acceptance through jest
(anyone needing a translation of this admittedly fucking awesome sentence:)
“instead of normalising entitlement with memes”Lol, yes that’s much more succinct, thank you
consign your trepidations to their newly fortified retainers, my auspicious accomplice!
I think they sent you the wrong sleep-hypno tapes…
Forbearance is the watchword, that triumvirate of twinkies merely overwhelmed my resolve!
The only way to take your revenge is to quit your job and take employment at a minimum wage service restaurant, in an effort to revisit the sleight against all those that have offended you.
Anyone who does not start working minimum wage service work in this manner is merely faking their outrage for attention.
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i have food allergies. when i’m traveling, sometimes the local multinational corporation is the only place i can get reliably safe food and we’re not really willing to drive all over a new town trying to find a safe food truck in the middle of a road trip. consistency across the chain is a valuable selling point. but yeah, i agree with you in general.
For me it’s a guilty pleasure. I don’t go often but I know exactly what I’m getting when I do. It’s fairly consistent.
What’s not consistent is the pricing. Holy shit they’ve gotten expensive. Nice local places can be cheaper nowadays… If you’re local enough to know where to look.
the ‘nice local places’ around me just raise their prices, too. two or more can eat at a chain fast-food place for the price of one basic lunch at a ‘local’ restaurant.
Ah, unfortunate. Here they’re raising too, but not as fast as the international chains.
Well, you could just, y’know make food at home.
Who says I don’t? If I cook 80 meals at home a month that still leaves space for 10 meals not made at home.
I know. I just hear people complain about how expensive it is. I mean, if you can afford it go for it. But If your budget is stretched to the limit (or beyond) then perhaps consider making food at home. Yes I love fast food, but for what they charge I could get three meals made at home for the comparative cost. (And I find it tastes better too.)
With internet you can ask locals directly for recommendations.
And I’m sure I will when I can travel again. In the past I’ve googled and added “reddit” at the end but that’s getting less and less workable.
oh yeah, our family ate at one of the local taquerias (our favorite went to shit so we’re exploring them all again) and the whole family ate for less at the taqueria than it costs the teenager to eat at taco bell. idk what’s up with fast food right now but i could wager a solid guess (trying to adjust prices to inflation before that inflation happens. projected inflation i guess)
If that girl works there nothing could stop me I’m down bad
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punk didn’t die. punk got old. punk got married, had kids. punk has a fucking double mortgage because punk had to send its kids to college.
punk had to play ball because the rest if the world abandoned punk because it “had a bad attitude” whatever that fucking means.
when the world is ready, punk will step up and be the first one with a fucking brick in hand screaming into the deep listless corporate abyss.
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It was the cost of hair spray for those giant mowhawks that finally did punk in.
Hey, stop dissing on cardboard! It might actually be more nutritious.
Ehhhhhhh as someone who works in the corrugated industry. I’ve seen the massive tanks that hold a myriad of chemicals with odd names they use to make the paper, and then all the chemicals and additives that go into the starch (read: glue) that holds that corrugated board together. Cardboard is probably worse on your health than McDonald’s.
Okay, but then where am I going to meet a 10/10 Goth Baddie who flirts with me when I order?
Well you are insufferable.
Not wrong, just insufferable.
He kinda had it coming.
Who orders fries with a side of ranch?
Like everyone in the Midwest US? Ranch goes on everything there.
The inferior version is basically just mayonnaise with herbs, so really it’s just making your French fries more French.
mayonaisse with herbs
Here in the states we pretend that’s an aioli.
Hence why all “ranch” not made with buttermilk is an abomination and damn dirty lie
Once upon a time, I dismissed the adage for the region “Want your dick sucked? Dip it in ranch.” as ridiculous… Then I spent some time there. It’s not entirely inaccurate. 😶

Because the W stands for women?
Wackdonalds
I want everybody to know that in fast food you are not entitled to a place in line. If you are not physically stuck in the drive-thru line then there’s no real reason to get your food out in exact order. You get your food when it is the most convenient to push out as fast as possible. Sometimes that means somebody ordered before you ordered a way easier meal gets their food first.
Yes, in “fast food”, neither word implies adherence to anything resembling its definition.
Well we try to go in order but if your food is still cooking and the guy behind you can get his food hotter now why wouldn’t we do that?
I don’t blame the workers. At all. 🙇🏼♂️🖖🏼
This has become boomer humor btw.
That’s rich, coming from an .ml 🤌🏼
Don’t be embarrassed and lash out, just work on your sense of humor. Unless you want to be dated and cringe, in which case you’re nailing it.
i actually miss the days when you could walk up to the counter at mcdonalds, see what was already made, and order that if you were in a hurry.
Hating men is cool. You just can return the favor or risk getting canceled.
This is the second time in an hour. Did we get an influx of incels today?
We got an influx of incels when Lemmy decided to be a Reddit clone
Well, you are here. But I’m not a incel. I have kids who are grown and one thing is certain. Many of you probably never will. Somehow its funny that some damaged souls think its okay to dump on men because some of them did you wrong. What you do and how you act makes you no different from them. Its funny to me that people like you can’t see it. The person who does these comics is no different from the men she hates. In this context the meaningless downvotes are hilarious.
I have kids who are grown
See, not an incel, he got laid >19 years ago!
Is your wife good looking. Do you trust her?
“The person who does these comics” is in fact a man.
Okay seems like he hates himself.
it’ssss jokesssss
Hint: the comic has nothing to do with gender. That’s all in your head.
Its my interpretation and I say it does. I get treated rudely for just existing these days. I realize there are a lot of assholes out there but I can see the hypocrisy of it all. Few of you help the community as much as I do. Today I help set up five bouncy houses and prepared for a Halloween festival. We had three hundred people there. Served them all pizza popcorn and cotton candy. All of this was prepared by people who care about the world and try to make it a better place. As far as I’m concerned when some clueless fetus starts calling people a incels because my worldview clashes with theirs its really shows they are just like those they hate.
I’m a cis white male, to the point that I almost look like the “default” male character in video games; I almost never get treatedly rudely and can’t recall a single time that I have when it has had anything to do with my gender.
If you are getting rude treatment on the regular, I am confident that is has exactly fuck all to do your gender.
Middle class white men are truly the most oppressed group in society
Only by a whiny bigoted 1 percent or so.
Honestly I’m never surprised to see @lemmy.world after these comments. Not saying there aren’t plenty of cool people on world, like yourself, but it is the default instance.
pssst, they are coming from your instance. chalk it up top, or migrate
Weeb.
Extremely submissive comment for someone in such breedable distance
Funny, I’ll ask one of my kids if they get after they get off work.
Why does this perfectly crisp image feel so deep fried?
A Liter’a’cola!
There is a sign at Portillo’s (Midwestern hot dog chain) that says something along the lines of, “your number is just an identifier and might not be called in order.”
Presumably that’s because they give out food in whatever order they’re finished, so 224 is going to go out before 221, 222, and 223 if it’s just, like, a cookie and the others are all full meals for families of four.
















