The extra pickle takes time

Low effort pasta code or AI. It’s so hard to tell these days.

Nvidia. They got a lot of cash. Nvidia causes autism!

Yeah that. I can’t think of anyone who would buy a phone that spams you with ads on the lock screen. Gross.

No they fucking aren’t

Well if we don’t count the bongs, how would we know how much bongs it is?! How would I know to salute his maj if I don’t know it’s free bongs? You gert yankee pillock!

Every time I have chicken soup, there’s never any chicken bits in it

*Harrumphs and blows out his mustache, showering the locality in chicken globs*

A small price to pay for a big ridiculous golden ballroom.

The size of supermarket chicken breasts after you cook off all the water padding

He’s not a scandal magnet, he’s a pedophile. He didn’t “give up” his titles and he’s not the victim in his story.

“Schmackhafte Hue ™️”

Please tell us who is to blame for that source of public news media

Which of these gormless thumbs looks in the mirror and is like “yep, that right there is the pinnacle of human evolution”

I’m on the fence about this guy

Right. But I was responding to a headline about people who believe that the devil does literally (as written) exist, and is part of their God’s plan.

So is cancer, pedophilia, child starvation and the actual literal devil. What’s their point?

Sausages are still oinking a little

Chicken OR bird…?

Canonical Discworld Death

That’s one of the things I felt Honey did well is show you how much something cost for the last 6 months when you’re on the product page. You could see that they whacked the price up a week before black Friday to show you a “50% Off!” banner.