NOTALITY

Not if you bathed beforehand

im far to wise to fall for your obvious ploy of getting me to kiss icky ladies and suck off my buff homies

that would suck

Kissing is the one thing that crosses the line for some reason, for sooo many situations. “Straight” dudes willing to suck another dude’s dick, but won’t kiss another guy because it’s gross. It’s the same for a lot of other kinks. Threesomes, cuckolding, incest, etc etc

I think the border lays in the fact that kissing is a normal activity between couples, and that’s real life, whereas indulging kinks can almost be compartmentalized as an extreme form of getting off to porn (ergo fake, fantasy - not real, or “doesn’t count”)

“Now you will experience the FULL POWER of the slut side”

claps cheeks

fool it’s entirely about mastering your POG collection

doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol

heart explodes

I’m assuming the same way we decide which animals are okay to eat or not - arbitrarily and by culture. For example, maybe some Pacific tribes of mermaids might be fine using starfish, but Atlantis area that would be considered barbaric, perhaps even with a touch of propaganda saying they use starfish for sexual reasons as well. I love where this is going, I’m gonna go write a controversial AO3 fiction about a Pacific mermaid fighting against Atlantic racism, but secretly in a degrading race-play relationship.

Yeah plus extreme depression and negative self image gave me the peace that is being referred to more than impotency ever did

woah great catch friendo you mustve been a super fan to have studied the image in such detail

sounds ruff

That’s great

how does one invest toilet flushing

i do it on a daily basid

i love that this is a popular enough meme that you could easily find it online but someone still chose to take a picture of a screen and crop it

am I too old or is this too loud

what if you maximized it and had four guys standing with their dicks tip-to-tip, so you could stroke each pair of cocks with one hand per pair?

I’m sure there are some downsides. For example, uh, there could be… some risk of chapped lips with the extended physical activity if you don’t hydrate enough.

yeah I hate having to force laughter at childhood cancer

I wish the doublest p for thee