I encourage it

because they get shaken or stirred

I believe their username was often combinations of Violet. Mostly they just gave off hot girl energy, which in combination with their horny posting, caused a bit of a martini amongst the community

that wrapper just makes me think it’s some kind of caramel candy. Tricked again by big sex insustry

It’s figmover

this is the heart-warming romcom I want for christmas this year

They thought they caught you slacking

But those cheeks have been clapping

Your cup overfloweth,

While the thirsty boys are fapping

assuming this isn’t somehow an upgrade for me was your first mistake

Ouinnnn mets-en! Ma pogner un slutch puppies apres au dep!

It’s a bit of a cob-out

yes but it requires an AI-generated image

The shadow looks kind of moth-y are you moth

Possibility? I thought we knew this was happening for real?

How girl get pregant

Woah, that’s wild. I’ve got both and I’m a mix of both. It’s like when people guess my towel size correctly at the hotel

The character from the Simpsons?

A big old goose egg, eh?

The deadpan casual comment of your spouse’s passing is perhaps one of the funniest deliveries I’ve ever heard. I’m so sorry for your loss

Sounds like you’d be into strictly my buttcrack

Edit: I wrote that as a joke but knowing you I’m not sure who’s laughing

Also, “free” v-cards. It’s a scam. You think they’re giving you something for free but then turn around after giving it to you and demand like $3-$4. I was shocked, I thought they were handing out nice valentine cards to be kind but it was a street scam