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I have a bunch of FOSS apps made for a few different toy platforms already bookmarked if I got one, as well as a couple of VR “games” with support. I just don’t want to spend more than $100 on a toy that isn’t custom made from Bad Dragon.

“You fucking Nazi!”

“What? I’m not a nazi! And to prove it, I’m voting for the nazis!”

30% worse, 150% saltier.

One of my older minivans had a digital thermostat and it was just about the only digital control in a car I can tolerate. Though, I am still doubtful if it was actually the temp I set it to. It’s not like I had a thermometer inside the car.

How do you feel about my right as a man to become pregnant?

Authoritarians cosplaying socialist/communists.

I want one of those internet connected buttplugs so I can actually get fucked by the gay people in my phone and not just the ones IRL.

Maybe that could be the 1 thing that’s okay to generate with AI. What say you, Lemmy?

Where’s the naked person bending over? Who just tosses a pickle in bed for no reason?

Yeah; you don’t put a hamburger into it, just ground beef (or chicken, or tuna, or whatever other meat you’d like, really). lol

If you had money for a hamburger, you probably wouldn’t be eating Hamburger Helper.

Take the mac n cheese off it and I’d be happier. It also isn’t a burger. It’s a pulled pork sandwich.

And all the goyim say I’m pretty fly for a rabbi!

Skill issue. Just stick your lips out further.

I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.

It’s cheap pasta with a sauce you add hamburger to.

Cigarette store owners genuinely surprised that you’re still alive every time you come in.

All error messages should automatically jump around the screen like when you win at Solitaire.