Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men’s mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It’s giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.
Who can afford that kind of comically oversized lollypop on a normal salary?
This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.
I pretty much have those arms, but my jaw is closer to the lady on the left lmao
But most of all, I do NOT have his waistline. Look at that v-taper. Thin in the middle, wide lats. I’d have to lose a good 40 KG to achieve that and the average man probably could not achieve that at all without years of working out because it’s pretty hard to get lats that wide.
And the beanie and lollypop?
Men should get to wear pretty sundresses too.
I don’t even mean in a femboy sense (though that’s great too). Gimme beefcakes and bears in sundresses, damnit.
Edit: and also lanky thin guys in dresses too
Edit 2: Might be useful context to know that I am a woman, so this comment should be read with the understanding that I am “thirstposting on main”, as the kids say
this guy gets it
I’m actually a woman, who is thirsty for a utopian future in which men of all sorts wear pretty sundresses. I have heard plenty of guys say they wish that it were socially acceptable to wear them though (and whilst I’m very much an advocate of “fuck what everyone else thinks, wear what makes you happy”, dressing in a gender non-conforming manner can be actively dangerous, which is depressing for so many reasons)
This girl gets it
as a man who is thirsty for men in sundresses
you’re real for that
May I introduce you to the kilt? It changed my life. Stylish, shows off my legs, and the gentlemen approve of the airflow during the searing 10 months of Texas summer.
Whilst I appreciate your suggestion, I’m actually a women who loves the many pleasures of skirts and dresses (including but not limited to: easy access for sex; hiding objects in secret petticoat pockets; placing my skirt over the AC unit during a heat wave).
I wonder if I should have mentioned in my comment that I’m a woman, because if I read it as if it’s from a man’s perspective, then it does give a “damn, I wish it were socially acceptable for me, a man, to wear a dress”.
But no, the angle of my comment was that I would go absolutely fucking feral for men in sundresses. (aside from being queer enough that I don’t care about gender norms much, and actively find it attractive to see people dressing in subversive ways, I am also recalling a random gif I saw way back that involved two muscular dudes wearing sundresses for a joke and deciding “actually, we look and feel hot as hell in these”. That gif changed me, man.)
WORK WORK
SOMTING ME DOIN?
Zug zug!
men and women dressing differently is pointless
men it is your duty to wear a sundress
it’s that time of the year again to get railed in a sundress
You know, this comment was actually pretty inspiring for me. I only own one sundress, and it’s been sitting in my “to be repaired” bag for way too long. However, I am spending this weekend with a partner, and so I am suddenly motivated to repair that damn dress.
I’m glad :D Not sure if this is the origin of the reference, but it’s something like that:
Mmm no.
And learn to shave down below! God damn, nobody wants to see those hairy toes, you freak’n hobbit.
@halflingsofonlyfans would be too differ.
The left image is also what I strive to look like in summer :3
So has the egg cracked already or is it still an ongoing process?
Oh the shell has cracked long time ago, just very much closeted 😆
I actually saw that shirt in the wild onceI would like one, but unfortunately I am not diagnosed with autism. I do think it would be hilarious to wear it otherwise.
Don’t want to get in trouble for stolen valor.
Pretty much. Not that I think I’d get in trouble, I just think it’d be distasteful to wear it as a normie.
Not comfortable enough to wear a sundress I guess, but if there wasn’t a cultural element that could create a problem, I would wear the fuck out of those breezy robes you see Muslim guys wearing to mosque in the summer.
It’s fucking hot and I trust the fashion choices of people from desert climates. A good idea is a good idea. I have watched these guys while sweating my balls off with severe envy before.
The day I’m told by an Imam “Dude, no one would give a fuck”, I’m making a purchase.
Dandy wear vs. comfortable
NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn’t taste that great, and they’re messy. I mean if offered one I’d still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.
That dude looks fucking amazing.
Ive seen a sun dress before and a girl in nice photos. girls take lots of pics for the internet these days 4 insta and Facebook. Yawn.
But a zug zug is truly beautiful and glorious.
What should we be wearing?
A nice doublet with some ruffs underneath combined with a sturdy pair of breeches, a modest codpiece and a fashionable cape. As for footwear I’d recommend riding boots.
Too 16th century. Got anything more Georgian?
Maybe a nice frockcoat with a neckcloth, a frilly jabot and some breeches with folded stocks. For a more modern look you can combine the frockcoat with some cargo shorts. As for shoes I’d recommend some brightly colored brockcades with a nice buckle.
Now THAT is more my style.
How’s this?
I usually opt for my birthday suit but last time I did that I wasnt allowed within 100 ft of the gas station up the street anymore
Where did you get vernix caseosa?
Your heart on your sleeve.
Autistic women are, once again, invisible.
They’re not invisible. They’re wearing yoga pants. Just like the Allistic women.
Ive seen them, they are visible.
Why
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Orcs are low-key hot
they are HOT
Very low-key
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Gang
Let people dress however they want…
No
Gonna do it anyway
How, I’ve made a royal decree.
:)
