‘It had a wild effect on women’
They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.
Tbh there are some absolutely derangenged people out there so I don’t doubt this making some women go nuts.
He’s just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it’s waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do – get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.
100% this.
It’s such a well established business model now.
Stimulate outrage amongst sane normal people. Free publicity. Engage with assholes who will buy your snake oil.
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
He should work on the “silent” part first.
Lol, HVAC license… You might as well ask my dog to become a rocket scientist.
and… all the hvac techs I know work. they fuckin work their asses off. often in sweltering attics or cramped industrial spaces. jones wouldn’t last a damned moment.
“Sir, the problem with your air conditioner is liberals.”
“Liberals?”
“See they put this coolant in that will make your daughter gay, we used to have good coolant in this country but I just don’t understand how people in this country don’t GIVE A FUCK and I said Charlie Kirk stood up and said what was right, and what happened to him? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? Where’s your daughter, I need to talk with her.”
Well, that and he actually has been an obvious ‘crypto’ nazi this whole time
I’d like to see him draining septic tanks. With a teaspoon. While wearing that stupid little mustache.
Used Mercedes dealership
Office furniture and vacuum repair
Selling Thundercougarfalconbirds
Wait am I not supposed to want to sell Thundercougarfalcon birds? I mean there is so much eagle those. And malfunctioning Eddie seems like a cool boss.
Or maybe my life is going worse then I thought…
No cat food for Bictor tonight!
No, that’s the Beta Romeo. Not as much eagle in the Thundercougarfalconbird.
Gotta point out nazis when you see them, and that’s all this is. Alex Jones is a nazi, in a nazi party, as a nazi propagandist, with a hitler mustache to show his nazi allegiance.
All these guys went to Epstein island, right? Or were they too poor? Bottom tier suckups?
I guarantee you Alex Jones did not go to Epstein island. That was for presidents and billionaires. They would have laughed at him and told him to get back to his trailer park and get some craigslist hookers or something.
and richard dawkins
I wouldn’t call it “just trolling”. He’s normalizing supporting Hitler. What he says and does has a tangible impact on the world. It allows bona fide Hitler supporting neo-Nazis to openly support Hitler, then just make the same claim as Jones when challenged
Once it gets normalized enough, they drop the plausible deniability
well he could have worn a clown nose, put a shoe on his head or embrace nudism, but he chose the nazi option. i think that says enough about him
I’ve never supported Hitler
Guy wearing a Hitler 'stache as a “social experiment.”
“We’re all trying to find the guy who supports Hitler”
“You literally have a Hitler mustache!”
“So does that guy!” points at Charlie Chaplain
“No I do-Oh no…”
I read somewhere that Hitler grew a “Charlie Chaplin” mustache because he was a big fan
I have always read that the style was in vogue among men who had to fight in WWI where the use of gas masks discouraged keeping a full beard or moustache as it hindered adherence.
You can see the shift in the American presidents too.
It was called the Chaplin before Hitler grew one. Hitler grew it to help soften his public image. He was known to be a big fan of American movies. And had them imported during WWII for private screenings, even though it was illegal in the rest of Nazi Germany.
How ironic, then, that Charlie made such a scathing satirical movie about the absurdity of Adolf!
A National Socialist Experiment. He wants to find out how long he can survive in public with a hitler mustache.
Me? Oh, ahah. no. These people need serious mental help, education, and time away from nazi propagandists.
It’s the right-wingers that are the assassins, apparently. They really know evil, you know? Beats me, they’re cultist lunatics. It’s not going to be hard for them to detect the “Totally normal guy doing a social experiment” from their scope.
School full of children > Hitlerized Alex Jones. Where would you rather have the christian terrorist shooting people up?
What are you yapping about
Thanks! I was suddenly doubting my reading comprehension abilities before reading your reply.
We’re tired of Democrats calling white men Hitler
says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.
You know he wanted to add “like it’s a bad thing” to the end of that sentence.
I mean he literally felt he needed to point out he didn’t think Hitler was the worst, which I’m sure you can have a very academical discussion about but it’s really weird to just bring that up out of the blue.
“Oh yeah Hitler is totally terrible, horrible. Not the worst though, but horrible I tell ya!”
Probably took whatever willpower he’s got left not to blurt out “Obama, or the Sandy Hook judge was worse”
This is like those “he accused me of cheating so I thought might as well cheat!!” things
I’m a white dude who has never been called Hitler. But I comport myself with empathy and dignity. Well, empathy anyway.
Maybe a little booze too while you’re at it.
I only comport myself with liquor.
Port was right there in the name
Same with randomly getting accused of being a pedo in public. This is not a thing that’s happened nor have a ever been afraid of. Are all those guys projecting something. Must be.
the only person i’ve ever seen actually look good with that 'stache is charlie chaplin. the only acceptable use of the toothbrush mustache is in a silent comedy film with a wacky guy sporting a tophat and cane.
The only other person is Hardy from the Laurel and Hardy duo. If he didn’t have his stash, he would look like a giant baby.
Hitler hated being compared to chaplain too. It was verboetan after they took power.
Same with Turd, he hates being compared to cheetos.
Hitler was confirmed to have watched Chaplin’s film The Great Dictator. , but he did not comment on it. Chaplin said that he would give anything to know what he thought of it.
The Great Dictator is an outstanding film btw
Charlie Chaplin + Hans Zimmer = Chills Every Time
Yeah, great speech and great ending to a film, but I recommend that everyone watch the entire movie.
Not only is it a great satire (that was made in 1939-40), it’s fucking hysterical.
Agreed. That’s exactly the clip that got me to watch the whole movie.
We’re upside down
I know it.
It didn’t look terrible on Michael Jordan with the matching soul patch. It didn’t look good but it wasn’t terrible.
He was the right person to check if it was still too soon.
Omg the desperation. What a cringy simp. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!1!
So it’s working?
I’m the sense that Dan & Jordan’s take should be fun.
‘It had a wild effect on women’
I suppose “revulsion” counts as a wild effect.
This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I’m shaving off the winter beard … I’ll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife… However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I’d hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.
you guys have wives. so he’s just like you but without a wife, he has to show us instead.
we are all his wife awww 🥰
Yuck 🤮 I want a refund
What mother fucking year is it?!?!?
Definitely not 1995. We didn’t sport hitler mustaches then for some reason.
I remember Michael Jordan did for a minute.
“I am sick of these motherfucking Nazis in their undies, on this motherfucking plane!”
I am so smart, I am so smart. S M R T.
Michael Jordan is an asshole though
one brief incident in '94 notwithstanding
2025 … we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.
we are in the 86th year of a war that was started in 1939 against the fascists whom we have yet to defeat.
it wasn’t against the fascists, the germans just tried to invade outside of their accepted sphere of influence.
If it was against the fascists, they would have cracked down on Franco and Salazar and the rest as well.
We are still fighting a war that started in 1861…
Had grant and Sherman kept going… Shut up, don’t judge me for what I jerk off to.
The year? Oh it’s 6363. No. That’s not right. It’s 1843. No. That’s not it.
…would you believe it’s actually the entire timeline that’s fucked? Every year is fucked!
If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.
Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are “melting” and “going wild” for him.
Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!
And, sadly, here we are… looking…
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Don’t feed the trolls.
seriously, ignore these dipshit trolls and move on.
Does he think he is making Hitler mustaches MORE acceptable?
MAGA is about acting transgressively while demanding everyone else be normie
that is their whole song and dance
I thought it was just lying about everything that doesn’t neatly fit into a conservative, money-is-freedom world view which conveniently includes their own behaviors.
Conservative means to keep the status quo… The democrats are conservavative, the republicans are pure fascists
Honestly it looks like an improvement but probably any beard would.
What would help more is him stopping drinking and having a discernable neck again.
So much for beauty tips for Alex Jones
