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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE CONTAINS POTENTIALLY LETHAL AMOUNTS OF SARCASM:

I’m sure this will be a complete success, and I see no downsides.

Gross. I’m sorry you have to put up with that.

I don’t care that I’ve seen this before. It’s just funny.

I only use it to cover my ass because I’m not sure I’m right

Good thing we didn’t give them reason to distrust us by having ICE arrest a bunch of their citizens who were in the US legally… oh, wait…

“Drive”? A trip like that is a quest.

A smaller pizza chain in the US. I’ve never tried their pizza.

I think he deserves some sympathy. So do the other kids. It’s complicated and everyone involved deserves some empathy. I appreciate both the joke and the phrasing of your edit.

OOP either doesn’t know or doesn’t care that labor can take hours, and is completely unpredictable. There’s also the issue of finding a delivery room with space to accommodate five observers, in addition to the other people who absolutely need to be in the room.

This isn’t necessarily a bad idea, but the practicalities are significant.

Part of me would like to see this go to court. It could be amusing for the Israeli government to demand equality while refusing it to others. I’d like to get their pro-equality statements on the legal record.

At this point, would we be comfortable with the influence of any group or individual with enough money, and desire, to buy EA?

This may be reading it the wrong way, but to me, it’s the right way. I am very glad to see the vast majority of news organizations stand together in giving Hegseth the finger. It’s refreshing that people can remember how to act like adults, put their partisan bickering aside, and recognize how vital free speech and freedom of the press are. It gives me hope for the future of my country.

This administration is such a nightmare that I NEED some good news.

A clever literal meme is funny. You’ve provided an excellent example.

The pleasant ending I didn’t know I wanted

The IDF broke the ceasefire within hours, but if we’re calling that “appears to hold”, fine. As long as starving civilians are actually getting food, I’ll let it slide.

This meme format is one of my favorites, because the picture is funny without any text at all

Something I just read past, apparently!

I’m not sure. There’s just no joke. It could be that’s the joke. Or maybe it was made by someone who really likes walking.

It reads like an attempt at joviality that comes off as condescending. College students see this shit all the time.

I’m an old fart. I know better than to try to be hip. I’m not, and never have been. I get along just fine.

It was funny at first, but I won’t miss it if it disappears like other slang has.