“This next heist will be far more daunting. It will take years of planning and—oh no way, it was changed to ‘Louvre1’”

stream select PS5 games directly to their devices with the help of PS Plus Premium

Just some games. Just for $160/year.

Dang ceiling pigeons!

It was around in 2022, at least in this iteration, when they consolidated a bunch of cases. The mommy wellness blog machine kicked off hard. Retailers like Walmart were sued too, because people are fucking dumb as rocks.

People have tried in the past and each time it got thrown out because the judges ruled they were full of shit. As recently as 2023, even, from Reuters:

Cote, in a 148-page ruling, found that none of the five expert witnesses proposed by the plaintiffs had offered a sound scientific methodology to support their opinion that Tylenol’s active ingredient, acetaminophen, could cause autism spectrum disorder (ASD) and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD).

“Instead, the unstructured approach adopted by the plaintiffs’ experts permitted cherry-picking, allowed a results-driven analysis, and obscured the complexities, inconsistencies, and weaknesses in the underlying data,” she wrote.

The first of many

Referencing the original 404media article:

“I want my MONEY MEXICO,” a user of the Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters Telegram channel … posted on Thursday. The message was referencing a claim from the DHS that Mexican cartels have begun offering thousands of dollars for doxing agents. The U.S. government has not provided any evidence for this claim.

Lol. Rofl, even.

“U up?”

Michael Jackson tribute rep: “the fee fee, hee hee”

That one kid with a flipper zero: hold my juice box

One, two, he’s coming for you

Three, four, slow order

Five, six, reporting marks affixed

Used Mercedes dealership

I’ve just been used to it due to laptop form factors, but I did eventually break down and get a separate number pad for intensive stuff (spreadsheets, taxes, etc) when needed. Not the most elegant solution but it means that I get to keep the small keyboard 95% of the time.

Nah man that’s all good copper wire in there rip it out and sell it

It’s been needing a refresh. Can’t wait for Autism 2.0 + DLC

Related: “I would never want to be part of a club that would have me as a member.”

“Jesus, I seen what you done for John Denver, and I want that for me.”

“God help us all. Dentists on trampolines.”

“You’re not a human ‘til you’re in my phone book.”

—Bill Hicks