She’s judging the husband for using a Sony product now that they’ve enshittified.
I’ve been annoyed since multi-player became a paid service since the ps3, but it’s nice to finally have some validation. Only took 20 years but…
E: and we can’t forget the rootkit fiasco either
stares lovingly at my PC
Same!
And yeah, getting 2 free games for compromising all user data, months before they launch PSN plus with rotating free games… Felt odd…
There were 2 games compromising user data on the ps3? Which ones were those?
No, users were offered 2 (I think?) free games as compensation for the PS3 data breach.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_PlayStation_Network_outage
On May 16, 2011, Sony announced that two PlayStation 3 games and two PSP games would be offered for free from lists of five and four,† respectively.[75][76] The games available varied by region[75][76] and were only available in countries which had access to the PlayStation Store prior to the outage.[76]
You had to pay to play online on Xbox a decade before that. It was free on PlayStation. When they changed it I just stopped playing online.
Yeah, I had an Xbox for one game (Midtown Madness 3), and played through the trial for live, but never subscribed. I’m not sure if I paid for a month of psn+ during the gta5 launch, but if I did that would have been the only time I’ve put money to play multi-player. Didn’t take the bait for Games for Windows Live garbage either. It would take until the pc release of Halo 3/ODST/Reach/4 for me to play them, even though I badly wanted to play in their prime. Principles and all that. And I was pissed that MS shelved their windows gaming division to milk the Xbox.
They enshittified long before the PS5 came out. I think it’s been about two decades since the music CD rootkit scandal, for instance.
Bit late to the party. They got caught infecting their customers’ machines with rootkits back in 2005.
I still cannot believe that no one went to jail over that.
I mean I can, corporations are only people when it results in a positive outcome for them, but still. A fucking rootkit.
I still can’t believe NO ONE AT ALL GAVE A SHIT
Listen up liberals my wife left me
Very boomer/wife bad/facebook meme. Surprised to see it here.
There are some pretty serious boomers on this site lol, just fewer than elsewhere.
plot twist wife is pc master race
That’s a frown that says: “Fucking console peasant, go cry about getting no physical media”.
Is this terriblefacebookmemes. We get it boomer you hate yer wife haha
Wife bad huh huh huh funny
To me this reads as “look how dysfunctional we are! I don’t know how to communicate! Lol!”
That’s exactly what it is. Unfortunately, a TON of people are in boats like this everywhere. Encourage them to seek help, is what I think would be the best course of action for literally everybody in the entire world.
Exactly. It shouldn’t be “haha I relate!”. It should be “oh no… I relate” and then spawn action.
i heard “WAAAA BOUNDARIES!”
Why bad? Both husband and wife have something to laugh about. This is one of them and it happens subconsciously. It is worse, when you can’t acknowledge it and take offense at such “life situations”
Are the straights ok?
why not get a husband? similar interests right?
One of my best relationships was with a woman who enjoyed sex, movies, and videogames as much as I did. They’re out there.
points to self yes, we are. we’re just kinda busy romancing Halsin in BG3 for the 47th time.
BG3 has decent enough multiplayer NO EXCUSES! :-3
listen we can’t both fuck Halsi-
oh! wait! he’s poly! we absolutely can 🥰
It’s always the bear.
🐻😉
So, uhhh, what happened to that relationship?
We had different long term goals and parted ways mutually.
(turns out she didn’t appreciate the destruction of cutlery and went off to set up a hospital for damaged forks)
I forgot my username for a second and had a pretty good laugh once I put 2 and 2 together hahahahhahaa
Fuck it. Get two. Every night is boys night!
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That’s pure communism.
Exactly what Marx would have wanted o7
👍
The straights are not okay
How do you know they’re straight
Given the contents of the meme, even if they’re both women or enby, they’re somehow still straight.
Agreed
Everyone knows only straights can use DD memes. /J
We can tell
Have… Have y’all considered not marrying partners that you don’t share interests with? Like, I know I’m an edge case in that I’m 35, gay, and have never had a live in partner, but it’s really not that scary being single until you find someone you actually enjoy being with. Either it’ll happen or it won’t, but I’d rather be single and able to enjoy my hobbies and passions than be with someone who shares none of them.
You don’t have to share every hobby. You just need to not shame each other for enjoying different things.
Soooo, is buttsex a hobby?
It’s a career
No it’s a calling
If you make it one
I think it takes more dedication than most possess to call it a hobby but I have no doubt that there are some who could rightly call it that
I mean, unless you wanna be unhygienic about it, the amount of preparation involved and gadgets/accessories available to make it easier certainly lands it in hobbyist friendly territory
Eh just playing video games isn’t much of a hobby. Most gamers veg like tv watches. I wouldn’t say sitting in front of the tv all day is a hobby. Really low bar for hobbies if so.
Bro what the fuck. I’m gonna need to see some sources for a claim like that.
Oh no. I lost what i thought was my main hobby. /s
I think gaming is way more engaging than just watching something where you don’t do a thing but watch. There are many games where you actually have to use your brain, maybe make different choices or immerse yourself in a character. Whatever you are into. Of course there is brain-dead stuff too which can be awesome as well at times.
Sometimes you just don’t discover everything out about that person even years after being with them. This is especially true when you meet at younger ages. Also everyone changes the older you get. The person you marry can absolutely change over a decade as everything becomes a never ending routine and you each find things you can no longer tolerate as much as you used to when you dated and tried harder (for some reason) to be like the other person. Knowing this now I wish it was mandatory for everyone to wait 5 years before getting engaged and 2 of those years has to be living together. Even then you never know who they will be 10 years from now. The worst part about getting older is wishing you knew all of what you know now but 20-30 years ago so you could have actually applied it when it mattered.
I used to love playing video games and now it feels like a Soul sucking waste of life to play anything. So sometimes people change.
This is the takeaway readers need to know. People change and their compatibility can change, especially after moving in together.
Society told us straight guys that you have to get married and they told straight women they need a husband to have kids so the business transactions happened.
This is the way, I game with my wife nearly everyday.
Sometimes when we come back from an obligation (visit parents, friends, shopping etc) we stay up later than we should and get a couple rounds of ARAM or whatever crafter builder we’re playing before we sleep because the day feels wasted if we didn’t get a bit of playtime together.
I’ve dated people who weren’t gamers and it is so pointlessly painful to regret doing one of the things that brings you the most joy in life.
how do we know the person who posted is not just being extra about reasonable boundaries?
My SO and I don’t share interests that much, but we share values and are similar/compatible in so much regards. When we start talking it is hard to stop. We have been living together for 20 years.
I don’t think having shared interests is as necessary as you seem to suggest.
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I wish donald duck was my wife so bad
Feathers so soft…
The real shitpost is always in the comments
played videogames for years without a problem, had a PS4 for a year and I swear that little beep gets mapped as a pavlovian reaction for being pissed the fuck off. Started more fights than being hungry.
Can you turn that off on a PS4? I know you can on a PS5
Not on PS4, but PS5 is much louder. They programmed the PS5 so that the startup sounds and music must be played through the TV, even if headphones are plugged in and settings are set to push all audio throigh headphones
that beep is a horrible sound too, sounds like a microwave. like they couldnt program something better than a basic beep?
I’ve heard the exact same beep from AC units.
The amount of people taking this meme seriously is mind boggling. Literal Reddit behavior.
Oh no you didn’t phrase your meme in the exact format my therapist told me to communicate, you are the asshole and deserve to be divorced.
lemmy users only like memes that make them feel superior to other people.
this one fails on that account, so it must be shamed.
Seems like she’s trying to sleep?
I can see how it would be very annoying to genuienly be trying to sleep, and someone is playing video games in the very same room.
Maybe move the console to the living room, use a headset?
If he’s got too much energy to sleep, and she wants sleep now… this seems mutually agreeable?
Maybe I’m an odd duck, but what’s always made sense to me, as a very light sleeper, is that a couple would each have their own beds, where they could sleep in the same bed when feeling more cuddly, or seperately when truly exhausted.
Multiple rooms? In this economy?
Fair point, lol.
I suspect that if we ever do start building housing in a way that makes any actual attempt at being affordable, it’ll be floors of studios with small bathrooms, maybe mininfridges, but communal kitches and washing machines on each floor.
Basically, college dorms, for everyone, forever, lol.
… beats being homeless!
Yeah, are these the same people complaining about how they have trouble falling asleep?
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Sleep is for the weak. Now be my medic and cover me.
NOW, DOKTOR!
Protip: You can turn that beep off so your wife won’t get pissed.
What’s the fun in that?
Video games.
Protip: you can set that beep as your phone’s notification sound.
how about the grindr notification sound?
You can learn to make that beep with your mouth and then beep when you sneeze or are in pain
Can you turn off the stupid BEEP BEEP BEEP so that it doesn’t yell at you for unplugging it when the actual problem is that it just wasn’t in the mood to run anymore?
yeah but then he cant whine about like people requiring sleep at night like it is some sort of insult and pretend hes a victim to her rudeness for not slogging his dong.
we cant be having respect and consideration in these adult relationships!
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Boomer ass meme.






















