that is indeed very Jason Steele esque humor, complete with copious horses

my tummy was making the rumblies that only hands can satisfy

meme answer: it’s too easy to use

actual answer: it’s not optimized for the level of customization your average linux user wants

it fucking up my Firefox was nefarious enough

they do got the good wooder ice

and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors

exactly. i don’t want anything on linux to update automatically.

i want to

sudo apt update && sudo apt -y upgrade

and watch the console go brrrrrrrr

checks my sexual orientation
that tracks

(my preferred distro)

I’d recommend looking into LineageOS or other custom ROMs to nix that kind of bullshit

absolutely

work requirement 😔

the shower

behold: a sinner

bust out the lawn chairs and popcorn, cuz if that thing wants to end me it will. might as well enjoy spectacle

the only one I’ve used is my MakerBot Rep2 and honestly it holds up for being over a decade old

wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

“cOmMuNisM wOuLdN’t WoRk BeCaUsE hUmAnS aReN’t MoTiVaTeD wItHoUt MonEy!!!”