Dude is gonna lose it when he discovers audiobooks and podcasts.
Man, I’ve been trying to stick my dick in a podcast for a week now. I feel so stupid
Wonderful stories about glory?

I see another Riker maneuver.

Congratulations, you’ve made Audible weird.
Don’t shame me for listening to books from my audible hole
You like that?
What if we had brotels instead of brothels?
A place to be around positive upbeat people who support your endeavors.
In my experience thats how makerspaces or hackerspaces work.
You might wanna check if you have any around.This reminds me of things like “add/remove/change one letter in the name of a D&D spell; what does it do now?”
Never heard of this before, but it sounds fun.
https://forums.giantitp.com/showthread.php?549182-5e-Changing-one-letter-in-a-spell-name
Gate > Late - functionally similar, lower-level spell slot but the journey also elapses like 1d8 hours
Fireball > Firebull - same damage and effect, but the appearance is of a bull of fire that just goes ape shit on everything in the area
Acid Arrow > Acid Marrow - A small amount of the target’s bone marrow turns into acid, dealing the normal damage
I have to stop or I will do this all day, not necessarily to any enjoyable effect.
Awesome,
Mage Hand > Mage Sand - Allows the mage to place a small amount of sand from a distance.
Yesssss.
Message > Messape - You whisper a short message into rhe breeze intended for a target, and that gets delivered by an ethereal ape who also wrecks the place (just a bit, it’s still a cantrip).
Just don’t get the holes mixed up.
Don’t stick your… tale in that (?)
Tail*
Undertail
I would guess the story holes are located a bit higher than the other ones.
No, that would cost too much extra in manufacturing, and we’re all sitting for this anyway
You’d end up with an ear full of dick.
too much opportunity for unwanted wet willies
Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I’ve ever visited.
As long as you’re ready to get an earful.
Didn’t they try this in the original scary movie?
The dyslexic community: “plaese don’t”
“Can you tell me a story, stepbrother?”
So… basically an elevator that goes underground?
It’s an exciting story with plenty of shouting and spittle.
This is the story of the one-eyed purple monster!







