If it wasn’t for this meme, I’d forget to blow up the parliament today. Brb.
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Anybody else read “massive backlog” wrong?
Brace Yourselves for Mariah Carey.
14·7 days agoThere used to be a Polish ad which went like: “Tea. Who, You? Yeah, bunny!”, “If You feel offended, learn English”. If You pronounce the first part in a monotone voice You’ll say “You fucking dick!” In Polish.
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Kant (pronounced like “cunt”) means “edge” in Polish.
3·8 days agoThat’s good enough for me. Cheers, Mates!
I have no wife and no job, so that’s pretty much every day for me.
Well that’s not ominous at all.
A group of my friends used this technique differently. We used this to get rid of assholes. The group of assholes all liked techno for some reason. So when there were too many in the bar, we chipped in for the jukebox and played around 20 metal songs in a row. The assholes were all gone after 15 min when they realized, they’ll be hearing Rammstein for the next 2 hours.
What’s wrong with plastic thongs?
What’s wrong with teflon?
Frozen depression pizza from the microwave.
Try moving the children away. But then it probably won’t turn on at all.
I think You’ve only ever heard of a self checkout, not really seen one in real life.
Self checkouts have no downsides.
Pineapple is crunchy. That’s why it fits on pizza. In my opinion at least.
Is it always the same “Florida Man” or do they take turns?