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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

Beer garden ready

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Beer garden ready

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    We’re so keyed to spot ai that we’ve forgotten how to recognize obvious photoshops.

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      and gimps and kritas

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        Hey. I don’t think you’re allowed to just go around saying “gimps and kritas” in 2026. Try to be better.

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          KDE paints and Gahnome paints

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    That’s gotta be photoshopped. I’ve got skinny legs but this is ridiculous.

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      Even if he didn’t do leg day, just by working out being fit they should be bigger than that lol.

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        Homeboy just got out the wheelchair. Them leggies is jelly and he’s balancing himself with core strength, dude looks like a wacky waving advert but goddamn is it impressive.

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        Mate, just the walking involved doing a desk job working from home they should be bigger than that.

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    This is biergarten ready. The shirt is optional.

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    This is a shoop, right?

    • __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      More like a What a man

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        What a man what a man what a tiny legged man?

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          (Oh, he’s a tiny tiny legged man)

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      Fuck you Reilly yo mama so skinny when she dropped her watch in the drain she slid through the railings of the drain to get it

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        Fuck you Jonesy, last night I got your mom so wet Trudeau had to deploy the national guard to stack sandbags around my bed

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    WTF is leg day?

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    One of my buddies calls this a ‘cake pop’ build

    • terwn43lp@lemmy.world
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      my mom calls it a SpongeBob body

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        Lol I’m switching to using that

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    He took “skinny jeans” a little too literally. It would work if his top half was not big.

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    Built like they put women’s restroom symbol upsidedown.

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    Gru?

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    How I feel with my chicken legs wearing shorts.

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    Upoer body hero, lower body zero.

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    You would be surprised by how much stretch some jeggings have.

    It’s why women love stretchy jeans. So much stretch.

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    Sah hot beb

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      Does she have two vaginas side by side?

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        It’s an upcoming waifu model.

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      Thonx beb

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      Her thighs are in diffferent area codes.

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        And the gap is in a different color hex code

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      Suez-max ass thigh gap

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      Faun fashion

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      dat gap O_o

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    If Dr. Robotnik did everything but leg day.

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      The peak male form.

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