Just replace everything with a bed.

I think something else is causing a depopulation problem in Russia right now.

That’s just dislocated.

Show some respect. That cartoon was poorly-drawn by hand.

That looks like the windshield’s fault. Time to wash your car.

“I am once again asking for soup.”

Why are all of his fingers the same length?

flees the courtroom with two more chairs

“The defense rests.”

Donating that same money to cancer research will save dozens if not hundreds of less photogenic lives, young and old.

Chicken: “Good thing I got here early.”

“I’m on my fourth gynecologist. Some people just can’t take a joke.”

Either way, they’re too late to hit the ball, that’s going to be a bean in the shoulder.

“Thank you, Mr. Gideon.”

“No, thank you, Mr. Christ.”

She needs to return that shirt.

When you’re the leader of the most powerful nation of Earth and you get wrecked beyond recovery by an old lady.

The same fucking person!

More like a piledriver.

This looks like a prime piece of real estate begging to be turned into a transgender support center.

A planet that hasn’t yet been discovered.