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Ah, a casual 500-800% increase in work speed. I’m sure we can hit that target if everyone uses AI to assist their tasks.

works 19% slower

So you were ok with Nazis, pedophiles, murderers and Zionist settlers, but you have to draw the line at musicians.

The ER staff don’t like it when people dock phones with their butt.

As soon as they us it to watch porn inside their own brain, so immediately.

This is like a perfect little social commentary on American morality:

• A silly penis costume can be sold to you, but you can’t legally wear it.
• Mildly sexual imagery is multitudes more offensive than openly carrying weapons of war.
• School shootings are a part of life, but mentioning genitals is too much.
• If you dare to peacefully protest against the fascist dictator in charge, jackbooted thugs with forcefully arrest you.

I guess this is what you get when the religious weirdos go off and make their own country.

I know, right? I wish all these Americans would stop talking about how all German-Argentines are WW2 Nazis and instead focus on current Argentinian culture? Like how the economy is in shambles and having to be bailed out by the present day Nazis, ~who also happen to be American.~

Most hipster description of a dildo

This is where you advertise your onlyfans

I appreciate the extremely inclusive way to explain how everyone, deep down, is disgusted by all forms of genitals.

Yeah “venom”

Looks to be trans flavour to me

Oh what a terrible punishment for raping children.

Now that’s a hot take!

The US government struck some Colombian boats, maybe Colombia should bulldoze the home of every US citizen in response?

Actually their first home was destroyed in 2000, maybe a better analogy would be that after 9/11, the US would have been justified in bulldozing every civilian home in Saudi Arabia Afghanistan?

But not necessarily at exact 12 hour intervals as you’d expect.

By definition, I would have to say yes.

It’s Harvard Business School. I can’t imagine that being much of anything.

Stunt jump completed

‘Nature’s Labubu’

I think they are confusing the newfangled slangs here. Clearly, as shown in the thumbnail, it is “Nature’s Bussy”.

Come on, that’s a Full English Breakfast, not a Roast.

What a terrible day to have eyes