grassy ass
No thanks, I already ate.
Still sounds more appetizing than the “food” in the Last Week Tonight segment on Olive Garden, though 🤷
I have mild face blindness. Is this is all the same woman or are they different?
Depends. Are you asking before or after WrestleMania 2000?
Ba gawd!
That energy drink has a family!
Stephanie McMahon is the answer yous seek
Samesies.
To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.
That woman knew her dad was shitting on women. And did nothing to stop it. He was literally shitting on them.
I wish I were still capable of surprise.
The fact that this is Stephanie McMahon makes it so fucking funny
What even is this face? I agree that this is the face they make but what emotion is this suggesting?
“Ain’t I a little stinker!? I’m so kyoot!”
“Look how cute I am! Please ignore the embarrassing and obnoxious thing I just did.”
That face says: "All my life, everyone has told me how great my smile is, so I exaggerate it as much and as often as possible. For photos.
I’m a big honking bitch, otherwise."
Karenposting in the shitpost community
My grandmother’s first language was Spanish and she’d often fall back on it as default, my grandfather would say phrases such as “much grass,” and “hasty banana.”
Scrungly Karens
Nose crinkles are cute unless done purposefully / consciously.
Exactly, 1,000%. Intentional is kinda menacing/unsettling.
Grassyass
El banyo was out of papero
yo quiero taco bell
All I learned was spanglish I think this means “¡Soy un hombre criminale! ¡Protejese su culero!” in English
Gratzee!
Gorlami
“I’m just gonna scooch by you”
Alternatively, saying “beep beep” like a little car horn
Alternatively, make way too big a show of it, “I am sooo sorry, but do you mind if I just squeeze behind you here, oh my goodness, I’m so embarrassed!!! Excuse me! I am just a wreck tonight, haha! How are you all enjoying the restaurant? OOH, what’s that, that looks good!?” Etc…
Cool beans! Awesomesauce!
True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian
