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1)When your optometrist is busy

2)when someone hits you in the ocular region with an implement usually intended for playing pool, billiards, or snooker

People on here get all upset about kids these days who can’t read an analog clock

To be fair, it was mostly that one idiot who thought it should disqualify students from sitting exams…

Funnily enough, a lot of those people think it’s completely reasonable that they don’t know how to drive a manual.

And I agree. Just like analog clocks and indeed internal combustion engine cars in general, manual transmissions are technology that used to be the norm but is now old fashioned, unnecessary except for rare use cases, and fast approaching obsolete.

Again? 🤦

Hams run

Which kind? Earthquake hams?

She has ADHD and tried to watch Gone With The Wind uninterrupted from start to finish.

Just held the most inconsequential seance ever and I have an answer for you: it’s both.

They do, yes. I’m just doing a variant of the “I’m no geologist but (says things that have nothing to do with geology)” meme 😁

Absolutely!

I’m no lepidopterist, but from context I’d guess that it is indeed Nero.

A much maligned Roman emperor, Nero supposedly (but almost certainly not actually) haughtily played some instrument or the other during the Great Fire of Rome.

Hence, “burning a CD-ROM” is easily associated with him even though the story is almost certainly not true and “ROM” (read only memory) was the suffix of the CDs that COULDN’T be burned 🤷

Yeah alright, that’s fair 😁

Which ones would that be?

I genuinely can’t think of anything I can drink with a straw that I wouldn’t rather drink without one 🤷

Edit: I sit corrected. Turns out there’s a LOT of beverages best enjoyed with a straw, but it just so happens that all of them are things that I very rarely if ever partake in, so they weren’t front of mind for me 🤷

You mean prehistoric mountain stream, right?

Nero Burning Rom was a popular program for burning CDs

Classic IOC behavior: refusing to sanction a fascist apartheid regime committing genocide, but immediately ostracizing any country that does 🤦🤬

But I’m looking at something else

the antisemitism group Anti-Defamation League

Looks like they accidentally described a zionist group accurately!

It’s just Soup tea for my family, officer!

Distraction Cabbage.

That’s honestly a dope ass-name for a horse IMO 😄

Arizona Tea Party when?