Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square239linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square239linkfedilink
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoWhy do you have morning wood at a public toilet
minus-squarebenderbeerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoIf we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoI cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoI am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoOne day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoWaking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoso you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen? i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
minus-squareSuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoDid you mean… You wood transition?
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoYou can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoI guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agobrother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoIf it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
minus-squarebenderbeerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoYou step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down
minus-squareSadbutdru@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoYou can lean forward even better starting from a sitting position, chest down, hips up with slight rotation.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoLeaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agohow the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoProceeds to pee like the guy in Upload
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoi was really impressed by the window trick
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoI like that some developer in that series went out of their way to ensure they could do not wrong when peeing. Out the window… 100% no splash
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoYes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
minus-squareSentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-27 months agoThis is too absurd to even critique
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoif it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoThat’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…
minus-squareAnivia@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoNot sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoMaybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoWHY ARE SO FEW US TOILETS LONG BOYS
minus-squareStrider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoWell you and me know that but his thing is just so enormous we can not comprehend. (aka excuses)
not with morning wood
Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?
i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
Did you mean… You wood transition?
I guess wood is inescapable
You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
If it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down
You can lean forward even better starting from a sitting position, chest down, hips up with slight rotation.
Leaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.
how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
Proceeds to pee like the guy in Upload
i was really impressed by the window trick
I like that some developer in that series went out of their way to ensure they could do not wrong when peeing. Out the window… 100% no splash
Use the force
Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
This is too absurd to even critique
if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
But pp touch toilet bowl = bad
That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…
Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.
WHY ARE SO FEW US TOILETS LONG BOYS
Well you and me know that but his thing is just so enormous we can not comprehend.
(aka excuses)