Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square239linkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square239linkfedilink
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoWhy do you have morning wood at a public toilet
minus-squarebenderbeerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoIf we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoI cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoI am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoOne day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoWaking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoso you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen? i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
minus-squareSuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoDid you mean… You wood transition?
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoYou can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoI guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?
i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
Did you mean… You wood transition?
I guess wood is inescapable
You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
Haha yeah…