People won’t know where the message comes from, they’ll just hear your voice as though you were standing next to them. Everyone hears it at the same time. The message is not translated into anyone’s native language, everyone hears it exactly as you say it. The maximum length is 6 of your breaths.
It feels awesome as a man to get your prostate massaged. Try it!
“Er, excuse me, everyone… is this… is this thing on? Can they hear me? Can they?”
“3… 2… 1… FIGHT!”
Please listen carefully to the following broadcast. Your survival depends on it. Do not, under any circumstances broadcast ends suddenly
I’d say “You have all disappointed me.”
Hello World.
“Why do we have to suck like this? Can’t we just stop the bullshit and realize who our real enemies are?”
bound to be misunderstood, the message is way too vague
seems fairly clear that it’s message is to start a war
Taking my autistic sons newest obsession “Salandia” but it has the be said the same way he says it.
The world can become enlightened in the gospel of Noah. He puts a smile on the face of everyone he meets.
I don’t know if it’s a real word, I just know it’s what a crow says in some video he watched lol
“Finally, I’ve done it, I’ve created the first step of human instrumentality”
“Psychopaths no longer exist. Only people with fully-developed frontal lobes exist.”
Immediately followed by everyone from the former category drops dead, and no new ones will ever be born.
People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
I don’t see why you’re acting so supised, the plans have been on display at your local galactic planning office for 300 years.
Thank you for this 😂❤️
There’s no point acting all surprised about it. The plans and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning office in Alpha Centauri for over 50 of your Earth years. If you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout.
I don’t know, apathetic bloody planet, I’ve no sympathy at all.
"This is God. Quit it with the killing each other and ruining the environment I made for you.
Don’t make me come down there."
Mormons: See! God speaks English! It means only our book is correct!
Be excellent to eachother, and party on dudes.
I came here to comment exactly this.
I think you need a hyphen between “party” and “on.”
You can’t hear hyphens
Fine. You can party on dudes if you want.
We can leave your dudes behind
Cause your dudes don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well then they’re no friends of mine
No dudes of mine
“You have been chosen. Tell no one. The false idol must be killed.”
Then just watch the chaos unfold.
This is the kinda evil shit I came to the comments for. Well done.
Side note: nobody let this person gain any form of power
I feel like it wouldn’t be long until people learned they all heard the same thing.
Possibly, but there’s also more then a billion English speakers, so we’d definitely see some shit before then.
System reboot in five minutes
Or
Man its been awile since I logged into this game
Warning: This simulation will end in 14 days. The primary purpose of the simulation has been fulfilled. We disclose this information to you now as an ethical requirement so that you may complete any final rights rituals or wishes.
After 14 days this simulation will be destroyed and your data may be retained for research indefinitely. Data and activity after this disclosure will no longer be used for research purposes.
I’m sure you all have questions but to keep costs low we will not be able to answer them.
Please be nice to all cats for the next 14 days.
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