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Samsy@lemmy.ml to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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  • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    #85 baby, eat my dick whoever this guy is

  • Routhinator@startrek.website
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    I’m there with ya, guess my leftist views weren’t left enough.

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    Amateur. I’ve been on for 6.5 months and have nearly 6000 comments.

    What the hell is a tesseract list?

  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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    I’m not on the list,

    But guess what?

    I’m gonna pretend that I should be and that I don’t care. So there! That’ll teach em!

  • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Phew!

  • Doom@lemmy.world
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    In all my years this might be the most dumb block list I have ever seen. A sample:

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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      If you make a username “billionaire [ cock | dick ]” it won’t be caught by the billionaire cock/dick filter. I find that amusing.

      • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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        This was a list of keywords posted by users that would get them on the list.

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      It’s even dumber when you take a look at some of the RegEx use. Pretty amateur even for such simple patterns.

    • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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      Acab

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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        🥺👉👈

  • Epzillon@lemmy.world
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    2 years on here and I didnt make it on the list ✊😔

  • Sabata@ani.social
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    I guess I spent too much time up voting anime titties and not enough time supporting fully automated gay luxury space communism.

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      The entire wholesomeYuri is on there so you just had to like and support gay luxury space anime titties, tbf.

  • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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    I have been here three months and already have 1,200 lol I guess I enjoy the chit chat I am on the list but not by full name 😭

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    I didn’t make the cut either. 😭

    • Naich@piefed.world
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      You are obviously not a big enough bell end. I’m a complete twat and I’m on it.

      • db2@lemmy.world
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        Im… that’s…

        OK fine.

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          On this blessed day, we are all complete twats 💖

          • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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            That’s my secret, Cap…I’m always a twat!

            • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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              *holds hand up, transforms*

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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        I’m on it.

        • theolodis@feddit.org
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          let me guess, you’re leaning left?

          • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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            I mean, yes, but the joke I was making was that I must be a twat too based on the previous comment.

      • ephrin@sh.itjust.works
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        I need to step up my twatiness and bell end-itude.

        • DeLancre@piefed.social
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          “not gay enough” apparently is a thing now

          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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            I’m not gay at all and I’m on the list. Thinking people should be accepted and loved no matter who they love seems to be very offending to that idiot who wrote the list.

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              SeductiveTortoise

              Yeah, nah, you not beating the allegations here. Clearly you on the LGBT+ spectrum somewhere.

              • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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                I mean if I were, I wouldn’t know. But thanks for believing in me 💖

      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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        Idk, I am a giant dickbag and I’m not on it. Maybe it’s related to political fuckmastery?

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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        deleted by creator

    • ekZepp@lemmy.world
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      Same 😔

  • spacegoat@lemmy.world
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    What do I need to do to join? Say nazis bad?

    • Hildegard (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You had to say, “Nazis bad 🥺👉👈.” Apparently that’s the secret gang sign of the antifascist transgender mafia he was bravely trying to defend the world from.

  • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    insert skyrim he’s not on the list.JPEG

  • calmblue75@lemmy.ml
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    That’s alright, Cowbee too isn’t in the list.

    • Cowbee [he/they]@lemmy.ml
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      I’m honestly offended, lol.

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    I’m the admin of one of the blocked instances. Yay!

    • Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world
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      Only to find out your an innocent victim of the Scunthorpe problem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem

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        • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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          What a silly instance

        • Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world
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          Scun-thorpe if anyone is wondering, Also Penistone a place in England Cockburn a name in the UK And Middlesex and Sussex I might get put on a list 🤣

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            I drove past Penistone the other day, I giggled and pointed out the sign to my bf

            I do it every time we pass by…it never gets old

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          .ml is weird

        • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
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          clbuttic mistake

        • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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          That’s absolutely removed

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          Lol now people need to hint to what slur is in the link so we can click it

          • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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            It’s the common genitals you’re unlikely to see in your inbox

          • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
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            I just copy the message link and open it in a browser on their instance

        • ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          S(he) be(removed)ed 😔🙏

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          @Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world knew this would happen

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        Are you saying that you are? In which case, what substring got you blocked? Only thing I can see is maybe “gina” which feels too weak

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    I’m on it, which is outrageous, because I am an absolute delight.

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