is this more potent than three penis wine?
I have to try, where can I get this three penis wine, asking for my friend down south?
Chicago, USA
You rarely hear the phrase “where the FUCK is the penis on this thing??” in infomercials nowadays and it’s a crying shame!
It’s unfortunately not very good. And my penis count is still only 1, and honestly not super magical.
You start with three guys who’s friendship you don’t really value.
Absolutely not. Nothing is as potent as the stuff you can find at the EBDB BnB.
If you need any room service or sex toys, just ring the front desk ✨
Must be a strong drink … because penis mightier
That’s the pen is mightier, Mr. Connery.
OK Alex … I’ll take Jap Anus Relations then
You’re stittin on a gold mine Trebek!
Why would he smite the pennies tho?
They ass pennies.
Where they getting the magical penii to make wine out of?
rare and/or endangered animal’s bones typically.
Or ancient Egyptian mummies
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Apparently humans are rare among mammals for not having a bone in our penis!
I’ll never tell!
Made from, by, or for magical penis?
Yes
Sold
Does it make a magical penis appear or make your penis magical?
Or is it made from magical penii?
I’ve not finished the bottle yet.
Let’s just say you don’t want to drink it unless your penis is already magical and rated for this specific wine.
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I regret to inform you that this is an accurately translated label. There are loads of Chinese wine that’s supposed to be like viagra. Make your penis magical and whatnot
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Ah yes, autocowrecks and engrish back on the ol’ cheezburger site. Those were simpler times.
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Only the acronym, sadly.
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Nedm
Wait until you hear about magical urine eggs.
Like what if the magic turns your penis into an octopus or something… What a gamble.
Give me some. Let’s do this.
The secret ingredient is macaque testicles and viagra.
This was actually named based on the original version of the religious myth.
Turns out that Jessie of Nazzie’s digestive system was just all kinds of fermented and fucked up 🤷
This is what I want for xmas
Why does the lower-case n in your caption look like it’s on the wrong baseline? Did you arrange those letters manually?
No the font ‘aileron bold’ is a bit wacky but I like it.
How do you make your eyes this good? Reading your comment I stared at it and saw nothing wrong until I put a ruler on the screen.
Sounds like Bluesky’s favorite beverage.
