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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Ibuprofen

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Ibuprofen

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    The Union Jack boot-heel is a pretty big hint. I have kitchen ibuprofen and bathroom ibuprofen, does that count?

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      What are you doing in the bathroom to make you need ibuprofen after?

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Getting ready for bed. Laying in which will make me too stiff and unconfortable to sleep without an NSAID (or sometimes a SAID) onboard.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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    if only Ibuprofen was alone in this…

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    5 months ago

    *car

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Easy. Spice Girl 1, Spice Girl 2, Spice Girl 3, Spice Girl 4 and Spice Girl 5.

    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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      Is that going clockwise or counterclockwise?

      • AxExRx@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        Yes.

  • Beesbeesbees@lemmy.world
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    Well it’s Tylenol in the work bag because I can’t have too much of either in a single day. Also because I don’t need to have that one and a lunch (which I never get).

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    I have in my work bag BP and cholesterol pills for when I forget to take them at home. I’m about the same age as the owners of these shoes.

  • MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s a lunchbox, not a purse. Get your facts straight.

    • WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social
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      5 months ago

      Snap tin in Yorkshire.

  • EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Someone spell this out for me. What’s the connection between Spice Girls and Ibuprofen?

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      Getting older and recognizing a dated reference.

    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      Age of the person with them.

  • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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    When’s the last time you checked the expiration date on all this ibuprofen?

    • unconsequential@slrpnk.net
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      No need to just ask my kidneys

  • unconsequential@slrpnk.net
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    Uh, excuse you, it’s car ibuprofen.

    • SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works
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      I have all three!

  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    I want Sporty Spice to peg me.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Do we have a best of Lemmy community, or a star board? This needs to be put on the internet fridge

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      I mean, yeah, but Baby Spice would be my choice.
      However, I do think Sporty would do a better job and would probably hit me with a frozen kipper without me having to ask for it.

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      I’d let any of them peg me

      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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        Hi, I’m Peg

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    I’m pretty sure these are Spice Girls but I don’t get the ibuprofen part.

    • ultranaut@lemmy.world
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      When you spice up your life for so long it starts to hurt.

    • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m guessing people who remember them are now old enough to need this medication.

  • Trevita17@lemmy.world
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    Also lotion and antacids.

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    I grew up with those sassy bitches.

    I don’t take ibuprofen, but I do drink a lot of caffeine to dull the ocular migraines.

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      This is the way

  • 0ndead@infosec.pub
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    I think you mean purse paracetamol and home paracetamol

    • saigot@lemmy.ca
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      You mean purse autism and home autism?

    • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m guessing this is joke about US vs rest of the world,

      But acetaminophen is Paracetamol

      Ibuprofen is ibuprofen

      • 404@lemmy.zip
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        If you’re old enough to recognise the shoes, ibuprofen might give you heartburn and you might actually carry paracetamol around instead

        • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Ok, that one I didn’t know, then the original comment makes sense.

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