He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp
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Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”
Me *Points to porta-john
Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”
In the immortal words of Kenny
“This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”
Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.
Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.
Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.
I congratulate you both for this successful social interaction.
Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.
What are four and five, then?
We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.
All shot together with five apparently. 💥
Spicy food will do that
Not really, unless you’re severely overeating spicy things to the point that it damages your stomach lining. The more common scenario is eating rancid meat, that’s been camouflaged with excessive seasoning to hide the taste.
I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night…
Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets
I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire
Such a good film
I think a terminator arrived from the future 😥
No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?
Trump tower in a just world
This is not my favorite Doctor Who episode.
Loo Bega - Man, blew a No. 5
I told the woman at the counter😢😢😢 low spice level. She said it wasn’t hot.
Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.
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