Someone who would support me if I was a nazi is no ally of mine.

Yeah but can you do selective electron beam melting with what comes out the other side? We’ve all got our own priorities.

Anybody with a full bladder can write their name in the snow but once my plastic levels are high enough, I’ll be able to 3D print it.

If you figure it out, you also need to use his services (with employee discount?) against your new boss and record the result.

We’re fucked and now it’s a matter of determining how much fuckeder we’re going to be.

ignored repeated stern warnings

I hate it when I run through a crowd with my fist leading the way, shouting “Don’t get punched, don’t get punched, don’t get punched!” and then they think it’s my fault when somebody hits my fist with their face. Can’t they see I’m the victim here?

I’ve always wondered what it looks like when a child realizes that one day, they’ll be able to drop their parent(s) off at a retirement home and drive off into the sunset.

They each get a spin on the Wheel of Bereavement. Prizes include a multi-pack of Cheetos, Lada (used), or a copy of The Sims 3 _{or an enlistment contract.}

Do it. Side benefit: campuses now have a designated vandalism zone, possibility containing damage that may otherwise have been done elsewhere. Line it with public toilets and dumpsters and terminate at a ROTC shooting range. Award bonus points for a neck shot on a humanoid target from the 130 meter line.

He’s doing his level best to fuck everyone who isn’t him. It’s not always intercourse-related though.

I have an idea but it requires several pairs of simultaneously-activated key switches and will probably end humanity.

Gotta lick it clean first. Your fellow passengers will be speechless with respect and admiration for your good riding etiquette.

A real friend would offer the use of their own penis until their buddy’s balls were better.

The Secret Handshake, the group that created the [statue of Trump and Epstein holding hands like the best pals they are were], had obtained a permit that allowed it to keep the statue displayed in the capital until 8pm on Sunday.

But the National Park Service, the federal agency that oversees the area, removed the statue because “it was not compliant with the permit issued”, Elizabeth Peace, a spokesperson for Department of the Interior, said to CNN.

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There have been some interesting DEFCON talks on the subject.

DEFCON 19: And That’s How I Lost My Eye: Exploring Emergency Data Destruction (w speaker) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection

DEF CON 23 - Zoz - And That’s How I Lost My Other Eye…Explorations in Data Destruction (Fixed) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection

Some of the Invidious instances are busted due to recent changes but Nadeko seems to be working for now.

That’s reserved for if they make it past the first three levels of security. EASY and pals are #2.

EASY does it: Experimental Autonomous Securitybot, Yellow.

…mines at the back of the garage…

Holy shit, you are serious about your physical security!

“If countries see that central bank money can disappear if European politicians see fit, they might decide to withdraw their reserves from the eurozone,” he added.

What’s the problem there? You don’t get the privilege of working with bloodthirsty imperialist powers like Putin’s Russia?

If someone’s about to do some shady shit, transferring all their money out is one more piece of information that could be observed and fed to the analysts to gauge how serious they are about it. Seems useful.

The camera lens isn’t just bending light, it’s bending reality itself. That’s the only way to capture pop tarts in any appreciable detail at this pup’s nose distance. Orbital spy telescopes use similar technology.