But is he a cuck?

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I play a pretty good straight-man, but he nails it. Take me more than one take to spit that with a straight face.

  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Damn he played that so straight. I’m really good at saying silly shit with a straight face but I don’t think I could’ve gotten through that without cracking.

    • lunarul@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      And to think he’s the same guy who was losing all the dad joke don’t laugh challenges for laughing at his own jokes.

  • Darren@sopuli.xyz
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    2 months ago

    I’ve gone one step further: my wife’s boyfriend fucks my wife for free, meaning it costs me nothing to keep working at my business.

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      2 months ago

      Ours pays US! How bout that?! Now my wife’s shopping isn’t cutting into MY revenue stream and I can really focus on growing my business around the cuckold, I mean clock. It’s a real win-win-win, feels like a bull market every day.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        You’re not truly minmaxing your revenue wife if you don’t rent oout both ends at the same time.

        Now, you might think that’s the limit of bodily revenue streams, but lemme ask you this: Do you have a butthole? Is that butthole earning you a passive income right now?

  • arthurpizza@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    He’s totally right. That does not make him a cuck. Cuckolding is a kink, and a kink is just distraction from generating revenue.