It’s always DNS

Social media IS brain rot

Legally Plastic

Pretty soon we won’t be able to get out. Fuck I hate what this country has become

Wouldn’t a pickle BURN? I’m not a woman, but damn I can only imagine

It’s never actually about what’s good for the kids. It’s about control and tribalism

It’s the stupid conservative part. If they make an exception for him, then they need to make exceptions for trans girls

Oh, myyyyy

I see what you did there

I’m not talking a clean break. I’ve definitely never had that (and I’ve been through the ringer, believe me - concussion with amnesia and a torn mcl).

I’m talking about hairline fractures that didn’t debilitate me, but were likely due to the sheer amount of pain, bruising, and swelling.

At least it didn’t overheat and get stuck at a bad angle. You knew what you were getting into back then!

See the adult swim skit from about 10 years ago

I’ve never been diagnosed with a fractured bone. I’m in my mid 40s and have likely had a few

That’s some bougie shit. Zero sympathy from me

Just be careful not to do the phone in the toilet

So… eating human waste?!

That I could go for. It might actually help people with special needs.

This is just crap (pun intended)

Just wait for the leaked videos of people’s hairy bags and their turds coming out

So much winning!

Should’ve dropped the biggest turd of all… himself