Phew, at least the SpaceX branded ketamine got through.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
How much of the product was in the pilot’s system?
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The plane was registered to Zambia
checks out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa–Zambia_relations
MDMA pills are often branded with various logos from all sorts of companies and IPs (without permission, of course), so I imagine it was something similar to that.
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Federal police are still investigating whether the aircraft was involved in drug trafficking
Um…
finally an article that’s oniony beyond the headline
Maybe it was just for personal use
Musk’s personal stash
Looks like a whole weeks supply. He’ll be devastated
those tweets are not going to hit the same spot without this
- Kash Patel on Epstein trafficking girls
It was headed to a Coca-Cola factory. They are adding it back along with real cane sugar.
It was medicinal cocaine!
i mean, the dental industry goes through it pretty fast. or was that the opthamologists
I’ll have to ask my eye doctor about cocaine eye drops
iirc it’s to immediately staunch bleeding during eye surgery. or oral surgery. maybe both! as you can see all i remember is that cocaine drops exist as legit medicine
Oh. I thought this was a big joke. TIL.
What a major click bait
in other news: are mitsubishi and tesla involved in global ecstasy sales?
I personally have a theory that they are indeed supplying pill manufacturers with high quality presses.
Most high quality pills (not talking about contents) I have seen beeing confiscated in night clubs are branded with car or fashion brands.
So maybe they are targeting people when they have a high happy hormone output.
Like: woah that mitsubishi is making me feel soooo great and suff.
Oh god the new Tesla’s are so strong.
Sounds like something marketing departments would get off on.
It’s easier for drug manufacturers to appropriate brands than to come up with their own. Car and luxury brands are common, but so are other brands like Netflix, characters from comics, cartoons, video games, etc. The manufacturers need an easily recognizable and memorable design.
Check out this database for examples. https://www.drugsdata.org/
Even Netflix is in on it then. Its bigger than i thought
I’m sorry?
I thought I was clicking through to a satire site. Da fuq is this.
That’s this cursed timeline’s equivalent of Mitsubishi MDMA pills
Fuck yeah my guy! You brought back memories…
How did you think they actually got those boosters LIT?
This would actually make a lot of things start to make a lot more sense compared to any non cocaine related explanations. If it is real, it’s definitely not just Elon.
Kash Patel? Stephen Miller?
I wonder if it’s a joke label or not
Some drug traffickers use existing brands to “market” themselves.
Here’s some Afghan heroin seized and destroyed by the international coalition on the Arabian Sea in 2021:
i need to clean my glasses i thought i finally found the secret ingredient in my beaver brand mustard
I only get that Johnny Chimpo branded stuff. It’s Afghanistanimation!
Id ride in a bently, I wouldnt ride in a spacex or tesler
it’s okay to use a hard A with teslers it’s one of those slurs that never goes out of style
Eh?
i’m comparing the T word to the N word. i never said i was clever
This one went over yer head hahaha
My elbows are up
Eh is prounced as “A”
Any other company and I’d probably go yeah, the dealers did that, but I wholeheartedly believe Tesla has a cocaine manufacturing department.
This one being fake doesn’t prevent a real one from existing.
I was about to say, who would ever brand their cocaine, whether it was actually SpaceX or some random cartel? I would get the “brand identification” argument at the end user stage, but marking your bulk shipment of drugs just seems dumb.
It’s real. I used to buy Nike brand ecstasy all the time.
If you have a Nike store in your town, I recommend you go in and ask for the triple stacks.
I love how they have to note it was “fake space x packaging.” I don’t believe that for a second. This was probably elons weekend stash and he is going to be quite upset.
Musk ain’t getting shit done anytime soon
Let’s hope so!
He will be even worse when he is coming down!
Musk
he needs cocaine to counteract the effects of his ketamine binges.
How do they know it’s a fake spaceX packaging? Seems legit to me.
