It was more of a ratcheting strap if anything.

You lost me after the word brown. I thought you were talking about actual people.

(I’m joking obviously)

Stupid question but does that mean anything?

That’s just like… your opinion man

At Disney we called vomit “protein spill”. The product we used wasn’t cat litter exactly… but it was essentially cat litter yes.

When I managed dollar trees we also used cat litter when someone spills a whole bottle of soap. It’s impossible to mop up shit tons of soap.

That’s the part that always stuck out to me. I mean the whole thing is silly but why would the litter box be IN the classroom?

Cats can go to different rooms??? Who keeps thier litter boxes in the main rooms? Why wouldn’t this fake school put the litter box in a stall in the bathroom?

When I was a kid I talked like a pirate for a week. Kids have this wonderful thing called “imagination”. It’s pretty normal.

If it was any more “on the nose” I’d get a sinus infection

“No a little more up… too far go back down… try up Again… alright I’m going to take a nap now”

“Yes”

The new tardis design sucks lol

“I don’t appreciate you’re ruse ma’am”

“My ruse?”

“Yeah, your cunning attempt to trick me”

https://youtu.be/fEEj6d3GTOU

Beach here, my knees don’t hurt no.

If he does… I’ll happily approve of this coin.

Good news everyone! The rabid Wolverine I stuffed in my pants isn’t biting my balls as much as you might expect!

Science concludes cocaine does make me more social.

And who did they pick as their enemy? The world!

-norm McDonald

Looks like a whole weeks supply. He’ll be devastated

Do you mind explaining? I checked out of politics because of a mental breakdown. I’m sure you all understand. Who’s Kirk?

I’ve just been sitting here thinking of crazy headlines that wouldnt shock me

“Elon musk stabbed someone over a Beanie baby dispute”

“Elon musks caught using a homeless man as a snow sled on a steep hill”

“Elon musks to reshoot the movie “home alone 2” with himself as the role of dove lady”

All those would sound like something he might do