Ask her if she has everything she needs in the book and if she has enough stock.
I guess we’d be summoning the Chinese cum yokai
Why don’t they leave these in the draws in hotels instead of bibles ?
Make sure to not leave so much as a hair in her place when you bail. She’s the type of crazy to put a curse on you… or try, at least.
I know everyone is having fun with this, but the actual answer for me is to get out of dodge. That’s a flavour of crazy I don’t feel like dealing with.
Besides, getting a man to like you isn’t that difficult.
As a heterosexual woman, I would certainly be confused. I would read it, though.
How does a vasectomy affect the spells?
I heard there was a grimoire and came as fast as I could.
Funny you should mention that, i have a book here that may help us with those results
Everybody who’s ever seen “What We Do in The Shadows” knows witches are semen stealers.
Significantly less threatening than this book:
Yum yum in the tum tum
Bust a load on the cover and close the drawer.
I’m a helper!
Guys wallet, guys lighter so therfore guys semen book. There are no girls in this storey
What’s a guys lighter?
I assume a dark color like black and not something pink, but i dont speak for all men some guys might perfer pink bics
No need to worry. They’re probably desperate for either a loving partner or some other long term relationship. So I might have found a potential red/green flag.
Realize how desperate she was and that explains why she settled for me and maybe we’ll actually have a long-lasting relationship where I don’t have to be worried every day that it’ll finally be the day she figures out she is too good. Also maybe participate in any rituals that sound fun.
Talk about consent, set some boundaries, then ask which one I can help with because I’m interested in learning more. This mutual desire to explore strange things is probably why we got together and got to know each other in the first place.
