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At least Doctor Who would’ve been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.
no when you cross the streams like that you have to reboot the series
Doesn’t Matter Had Sex!
Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.
Article says the patient was under general anesthesia and being monitored by the assistant anesthesiologist, the doctor was the main anesthesiologist, not the surgeon. So there wasn’t really any risk.
LIES! Doctor Who would never leave a patient like that!
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Pretty sure if a retail worker was caught performing surgery, they’d be arrested.
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Much harder to replace a trained anaesthetist than a retail worker, though.
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Doctor Who left patient…
Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?
He felt the patient from the inside, turned to the nurse and said “I wanna fuck you like an animal.”
His whole existence is flawed. He really thinks he is god.
He just wants to be perfect. To become somebody else.
… he broke apart his insides
(Help him) he’s got no soul to sell
(Help him) the only thing that works for him
Help him get away from himself
Damn. I don’t even want to read the article. I just want to admire the headline. Doctor left patient during operation to go fuck a nurse.
Good thing Doctor Who can time travel (I think?) so he could take as long as he needed.
…it’s always the OR. And I don’t understand how, cuz in the OR there’s always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.
Actually maybe that’s why it’s always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren’t getting caught.
That or we’re just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.
Imaging dept has ample opportunities. “We’re shooting, stay out!” Yeah, shooting loads.
Ugh, this felt personal lol my ex was an X-ray tech.
I swear it’s the personality type that chooses to work OR/ER. They’re super over confident, ADHD, adrenaline junky personality types that thrive in risky situations.
If the operation went well, I wouldn’t care what my doc got up to during surgery. If it was really that much of a distraction and they can knock it out real quick I say go for it
Was the operation a success?
Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.
He could’ve done it in 2 minutes if they’d just allow him to fuck inside the OR.
That poor nurse… With the removal of gloves, coats and other items, followed by the replacement of them, that leaves little time for her. This dudes a two pump chump.

8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.
That’s why the doctor needs the practise.
came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?
and the patient came too, no harm !
Eight minutes?
He had a lot on his mind.
Could you imagine?
Leaving and finding a room.
Removing gloves and getting into position.
Doing the deed.
Scrubbing again and putting gloves back on.
Eight minutesI’d take longer than that pooping in that situation.
What a show off, right? We all know it took less than two minutes and the rest of the time he was crying silently on the floor.
I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting this plot twist out of a BBC science fiction show.
Also, his name is “The Doctor,” not “Doctor Who.”
His name is actually H.H. Gregg.















