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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise

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oleorun@lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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Medical tribunal rules ‘very low risk’ of Suhail Anjum, who had been dismissed by hospital in Greater Manchester, repeating behaviour
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  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    At least Doctor Who would’ve been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      no when you cross the streams like that you have to reboot the series

  • HotDog7@lemmy.world
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    Doesn’t Matter Had Sex!

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    Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.

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      Article says the patient was under general anesthesia and being monitored by the assistant anesthesiologist, the doctor was the main anesthesiologist, not the surgeon. So there wasn’t really any risk.

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    LIES! Doctor Who would never leave a patient like that!

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    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip
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      Pretty sure if a retail worker was caught performing surgery, they’d be arrested.

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    • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Much harder to replace a trained anaesthetist than a retail worker, though.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Doctor Who left patient…

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    Why did they put a time lord into the operations room, anyway?

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    He felt the patient from the inside, turned to the nurse and said “I wanna fuck you like an animal.”

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      His whole existence is flawed. He really thinks he is god.

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        He just wants to be perfect. To become somebody else.

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          … he broke apart his insides
          (Help him) he’s got no soul to sell
          (Help him) the only thing that works for him
          Help him get away from himself

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    Damn. I don’t even want to read the article. I just want to admire the headline. Doctor left patient during operation to go fuck a nurse.

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    Good thing Doctor Who can time travel (I think?) so he could take as long as he needed.

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    …it’s always the OR. And I don’t understand how, cuz in the OR there’s always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.

    Actually maybe that’s why it’s always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren’t getting caught.

    That or we’re just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.

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      Imaging dept has ample opportunities. “We’re shooting, stay out!” Yeah, shooting loads.

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        Ugh, this felt personal lol my ex was an X-ray tech.

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      I swear it’s the personality type that chooses to work OR/ER. They’re super over confident, ADHD, adrenaline junky personality types that thrive in risky situations.

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    If the operation went well, I wouldn’t care what my doc got up to during surgery. If it was really that much of a distraction and they can knock it out real quick I say go for it

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    Was the operation a success?

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      Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.

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        He could’ve done it in 2 minutes if they’d just allow him to fuck inside the OR.

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        That poor nurse… With the removal of gloves, coats and other items, followed by the replacement of them, that leaves little time for her. This dudes a two pump chump.

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      • Carighan Maconar@piefed.world
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        8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.

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          That’s why the doctor needs the practise.

      • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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        came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?

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          and the patient came too, no harm !

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    Eight minutes?

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      He had a lot on his mind.

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        Could you imagine?

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      Leaving and finding a room.
      Removing gloves and getting into position.
      Doing the deed.
      Scrubbing again and putting gloves back on.
      Eight minutes

      I’d take longer than that pooping in that situation.

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      What a show off, right? We all know it took less than two minutes and the rest of the time he was crying silently on the floor.

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    I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting this plot twist out of a BBC science fiction show.

    • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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      Also, his name is “The Doctor,” not “Doctor Who.”

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        His name is actually H.H. Gregg.

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