some days you just don’t feel like working, and a well placed question-turns-meeting can make that happen.

We are? Huh.

Oh wow. Space dog. That is too far friend, too far.

classic engineering mistake, trying to fix the problem where it occurs (baby popps out), instead of where it originates (baby gets put in). Can’t be too mad at them for that. Everyone makes that mistake when they start out.

HA! I got you!
I didn’t go back, I just believed you!

Take that stranger! can’t fool me!

You don’t need to make it sterile, unless you plan to use the carrot as wound dressing.
Which is probably not advisable anyway.

Maybe for a salad, i clean a bit more thoroughly. Humans are not that fragile. (unless you specifically are, in which case, do be careful)

Executive cereal?

Probably disgusting Kiwi-pizza eaters.

Needs more details, but I’m listening.

It’s torches and pitchforks time people.

No more soup for me, i guess.

so not worth the effort.

depends entirely on your definition of robot if it came true or not.

fuck gnome.

This is my professional opinion.

“music legend” ? are we sure about that?

Yeah, the mouthpiece of the fascists shouldn’t be made fun of like the fascists themselves!

It’s not the point that **he **is made fun of, but that his murder is made fun of.

Saying Floyd’s murder is political is racist, because there is nothing political

I think you might be right. My reasoning was that if your political party/orientation includes racism, then this would make this a political reason, but that should probably be counted seperately.

If you accidentally get into our car, 1) you’re deaf, because you didn’t hear all the barking and 2) the picture would have a lot more red in it.

true.

That could be an unfortunate consequence of this whole thing.

We are cursed to live in interesting times.