I didn’t realize it was about Garfield until now, lol. My eyes glazed over the rest of the paragraph when I assumed it was about Trump.

• Political leaders use their actual penises to rape underage girls and people just ignore it
• Prudish religious leaders use their actual penises to rape underage boys and people just ignore it
• Its crucial to know if the person in the bathroom stall next to you might secretly have a penis

Just absolutely obsessed with dicks in this country

Technically the proposed bans on food colorings are an attempt at reducing petrochemical consumption, as they are derived from fossil fuels

Let’s be real, Acrobat was horseshit well before AI. Now it’s sloppy horseshit.

“Actually Bibi just keep killing them, what’s the point anymore?”

Very much a FOSS hand drawn logo vibe, where the creator has…questionable art skills because they are primarily a programmer.

I mean we have those too, they’re called double dates. Would have been less awkward if the lady here asked for one of those.

3 1/2 should be good enough for any woman!

pragnent

This gonna be the highest upvoted post in Lemmy history

“I wish you could give me a lot of money?”

“Done. I now could give you a lot of money…”

Someone explain to us morons what’s going on here

I see you and raise:

Why is it on github then? What’s the point?

Is a being really superintelligent if it doesn’t know how to goon?

Should I change my butthole to a pussy or my pussy to a butthole?

and the patient came too, no harm !

Git ‘er done!