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gigaqps@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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gigaqps@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
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    8 hours ago

    No, this is my anxiety dream made real 😭😭😭

  • kathythegiant@lemmy.pleasestopfaxing.social
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    Meanwhile an overwhelming majority of bathroom goers are like, “whatever, I’ve got nothing to hide”

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      Okay, the funny thing about this one is, not that I agree with breaches of privacy; I really didn’t give a flying fuck if the male or female nurse saw me taking a shit or piss after surgery. The only thing I have to hide is how much I don’t give a shit about most things.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      I’ve got nothing to hide

      pulls out my phone and starts recording them ‘oh, finally some fresh scat content, this is going straight to pornhub’

      then literally shitting themselves trying to backpedal their words

    • Deep@sh.itjust.works
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      its the eye contact that gets me

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        10 hours ago

        make the toilets face each other.

  • undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip
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    Not very accurate, glass implies transparency by design. In reality we are dealing with cardboard that everyone can punch a hole. And a camera right inside each toilet bowl waving back at you.

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    “I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it any further.”

  • Localhorst86@feddit.org
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    We care about your privacy. So we need your consent to share your data with our 1046 partners.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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    Shitting should be a social experience.

    I like to make eye contact with my neighbor as I’m pooping in his garden.

    • Stupidmanager@lemmy.world
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      It was a social thing for Romans.

      • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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        19 hours ago

        Including a communal sponge for wiping.

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          Pass the bum sponge, please

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    19 hours ago

    “Pray that we do not alter it further”

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    The Mormon missionaries can finally poop with the door closed! Hooray!

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      I always thought that was an interesting tidbit as I was growing up Mormon. This god guy is all seeing and powerful, but those feisty doors are impeding him from seeing me masturbate in the bathroom?

      Yep, let’s just add that inconsistency to the list: #1024748293747292 - god can’t see through bathroom doors

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    After millions of years, it’s nice to see the sport growing and evolving.

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