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Uri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

You guys ready for NO Nut November?

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You guys ready for NO Nut November?

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Uri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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    I thought it was Nothing but Nut November

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    ughhh not this stupid reddit shit again

    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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      “I’m going to stop jerking off because the internet told me to!”

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    I’m going to nut every day so you don’t have to.

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    Imagine telling your partner you can’t have sex for an entire month because you’re doing an internet trend LOL

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      Pretty sure people with partners are not the target participants for this trend.

  • 1984@lemmy.today
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    No.

    I live my life without asking the internet what to do. Strange i know.

  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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    I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don’t hear from me on December 1st, I’m probably still Nuttin’

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      Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”

      This guy: “Nuttin’”

      • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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        Very bold of you to assume that I am married

      • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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        Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”

  • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I nut thrice each day for the poor souls who go without.

  • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This will be my second year celebrating my completion of no nuts November.

    • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Dammit, I failed that one too already.

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I practice Ninety Nuts November.

    Haven’t had a year where I missed my quota yet!

    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      Remember to stay hydrated

  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    Grow a mustache, get yer prostrate checked and never mind someone telling you to reduce your joy…

  • Fluffy Kitty Cat@slrpnk.net
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    No, it’s Nazi grooming

    • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      What?

      Not doubting, just the first time I heard of this

      • Fluffy Kitty Cat@slrpnk.net
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        Yeah they make you ashamed of jerking off to porn and then exploit it

  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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    Peanut isn’t nut right?

    • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip
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      Damn! I just bought a bag of pecans!

    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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      I like to think of them as root peas. As they grow like a bush of peas until the pods head under ground.

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    I’m on estrogen so I am medically required to ‘use’ it like 2x a week lol

    tbh i probs should use it every day but without your body giving pleasure chemicals it fucking suuuuckkkks

  • yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk
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    Already wanking like 1 time per week thanks to Sertraline which desensitizes my dick, could go for a month no problem

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      Have you tried Wellbutrin/bupropion in addition? It fixed that right up for me.

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        Interesting, didn’t knew it existed.

        But uhmm so far Sertraline has been great except for that side effect and will have to wait around 2 months so withdrawal symptoms stop and start testing Bupropion. But would like to see what is like having dopamine increased instead of serotonin 🤔

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          No, bupropion is a different class of drugs that is often given in conjunction with an SSRI for the purpose of combating side effects like that.

          Obviously, ask your doctor, don’t take medical advice from an internet stranger. But it’s not a one or the other thing.

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            I see, I’m excited now knowing I could take something else besides Sertraline that can make my life better

            • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Well hopefully it can help. The combination has helped me. I think. It’s honestly hard to even tell anymore, but I do know my dick works so there’s that.

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