Very bold of you to assume that I am married

I celebrate a different NNN. Non-stop Nut November. I just quit my job and bought all the lotion they had in stock at two separate stores. If you don’t hear from me on December 1st, I’m probably still Nuttin’

GOBLIN SHOVEL

McDonald’s sucks, Peta is a psyop

This sounds like they want to use my power to mine for Bitcoin…

Alright, fine. Leave me to my deep dish, you can have fun eating your grease soaked napkin

Ah yes, as an average people my favorite hobby is… checks hand …Job.

How do you feel about patrolling the Mojave?

Love me some good Bond-burgering