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A post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”
Mm, luckily “vanilla beans” aren’t actually beans. I think the people can handle the idea of a two-bean soup much better, don’t you?
Coffee is also not a been… So it’s just soy been broth with coffee and vanilla.
Coffee is still fruit juice with too many steps
Pfft, clearly I was not reading carefully.
Mmm love me some tofu sweat
It’s killer.
Make it a mocha latte
Coffee “beans” aren’t beans either.
what about kitten toe beans? i gotta know for my
chilibean stew
Nope two bean. Coffe “beans” are seeds.
No, no. I think it’s time. It’s going to be tough, but I do think you’re old enough for me to answer some difficult questions. You see, son, vanilla beans aren’t actually beans. I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but sadly, that’s not all. Coffee beans are not actually beans at all. No… I’m sorry, kiddo — what you’ve been drinking all these years is soy sauce.
Is this some strawberries aren’t berries but cucumbers are stuff?
Does that make an iced cappuccino a gazpacho?
Coffee is technically tea, but then bay broth (a foundation for chicken soup) is also technically tea.
I thought technically its only tea if it comes from a tea plant (otherwise its just a different hot water extract) but people will call everything prepared the same way (tea kettle and some kind of filter) a “tea” similar to how some people will call any kind of cola a “coke”
It’s technically an infusion though I don’t know if that changes between hot or cold water. But I think teas are arbitrarily determined: We decided that the black tea plants are teas and the weeds next to them are not based entirely on choice.
Coke is a specific trademark connected to specific recipes. But colas are all based on the cola bean, and some decent ones that get close to Coca-cola and Pepsi-cola.
Black, green, oolong, white tea all come from the same plant. Its just processed differently. Everything that isnt from camellia sinensis isn’t a “true tea”.
See I didn’t know that, what with tons of herbal teas, but yeah the ones I look up seem to all be black tea + extras blended into a concoction.
Wouldn’t tea imply it’s some kind of plant leaves being steeped in water?
A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?
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Isn’t vanilla an orchid?
Hot bean water 🤤
I eat four bean soup. If they only got three beans, I ain’t eating it.
Plant bits with water filtered through it. An infusion.
More like a wet three bean salad.
I have no idea what are those words
no because soy milk tastes like ass. plant based milks already taste horrible, when i tried it in coffee i almost threw up. horrible.
because you expect it to taste like milk. try plant based milks without that thought in your head. it worked for me
i did, the off taste just was not good for me.
fair enough
I didn’t get along with soy milk either, but oat milk is my jam
