i thought it was just a thicc ass orca, added an eye to show my vision

i could tell you that without burning through a litre of water

i’m way too lazy to have alt accounts, just seems like a lot of work and i don’t even know what i’d use them for

i’m next in queue

fair enough

because you expect it to taste like milk. try plant based milks without that thought in your head. it worked for me

where /s?

i mean, they still do that anyway, for all we know the “disagree” button does fuck all. but at least now we know that they do it, hooray?

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i agree SatansMaggotyCumFart, consent is very important

bro, if we could edit the genes of foods to make them grow into huge sizes, i think we would hear from some scientific source that that’s now a possibility

to fill out the something somethings for the unaware audience -

if you get something into your bum fully, it’s very hard to get out on your own without hurting yourself, and your ass can suck that thing in in a second - so unless you’re an avid fan of going to a doctor to get something out of your butt, the object you’re penetrating yourself with has to have a flared base - that is a base at the bottom of the object much wider than what your ass can suck in, which will stop the thing from sliding in

honestly i don’t mind a bit of dirt with a touch of poop. if i myself pluck a carrot out of the ground - i’ll just wash it a bit and proceed to chomp

what i do mind is the number of hands and various containers the carrot goes through before it gets bought by me at a store. theoretically, nobody has to touch a carrot for it to appear in the store (harvested mechanically, transported in large quantities, thrown out of a box onto the store display), sure, but i’m not counting on that, nor am i counting on the fact they wash their hands properly

recently i found a comedian who does sketches that give me strong llamas with hats vibes.

she has a youtube channel, instagram, and tiktok so pick your poison - It’s a me, Silvia

here’s a link to the one sketch that just radiates with Carl’s energy

on one hand if you take the character of jesus as an individual with opinions he was very based

but on the other hand in the context of the bible - he is the incarnation-ish-thingy of the one who created and perpetuates a binary system of good and evil, and as a narcissistic judge, jury, and executioner to him being “good” includes in major part worshipping him and only him. which is not very based

so i pick hell out of spite

i do wonder why trans children are their main target when the plastic surgery industry has many more people to bully

butbutbut… i’m gen z and i use most of these regularly. does that make me ancient as well?

i mean, why not both??

preaching to the choir here! tell that to my family T–T

yeahhh my family has been trying to feed me salads suspended in jello every holiday season and it seems like im the only person who questions this tradition