I want incredibly mundane insults like “you look like you have a terrible handshake.”
“I bet we’ll see you on the news someday.”
I was playing TF2 the other day and someone senta message in chat that was just a link to a state unemployement benefits page lmao.
I love TF2 but haven’t played it for a while. Is it still holding up? I heard there are a lot of bots now :/
Valve finally got off of their ass last year and fixed a ton of crap and pretty much banned all of them. Haven’t seen any since.
They also open sourced the SDK so most of the updates include a ton of community bug fixes
Awesome!
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My absolute favorite…
You’re not pretty enough to be that dumb
Oh hon,
You’re not pretty enough to have that type of personality
I once said stop acting like you’re beautiful
You’re not good looking enough to be that much of a narcissist.
Not sure if this qualifies but I always liked the countryness of “so stupid they couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel”.
Couldn’t organise a root in a brothel
‘you’re not like other people are you?’
‘you know how everyone hates the French? Even the French hate you…’
‘you’re not like other people are you?’
I don’t find this one inherently insulting. I’d probably say thanks.
It’s all in the delivery, there needs to be a level of sustain, disgust or confusion in the last part.
Two I like from history:
A lady called Winston Churchill drunk. Churchill replied: “Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly. I shall be sober in the morning.”
Robert Muldoon, Prime Minister of New Zealand, when asked about the migration of NZers to Australia replied “Well, it raises the IQ of both countries.”
I shall be sober in the morning.
Highly doubt lmao
That dude had a mission to be constantly buzzed.
Scotch for breakfast, champagne for lunch, don’t even talk about dinner…
For a few minutes, anyway…
For about five minutes as he slowly shambles his enormous body out of bed
“The young gentleman is an excellent ration powered space heater.”
Heard this back in basic for a young officer cadet who was absolutely useless aside from the fact that they were capable of heating up a ten person tent via their normal body heat.
Heard a new one related to men dating women way too young for them: “Those old men walkin’ around with embryos”
From a goodwill cashier
Until hearing you talk, I never thought lobotomies could make people smarter
Couldn’t happen to a better person.
(After a trajedy or mishap)
ITT: A bunch of exotic insults that make people look like redditors
“A face for radio” is a classic
“This is why people talk about you”
I’ve always been partial to:
“You’re at the top of the bell curve!”
Because it sounds like a compliment, gets taken as an insult, but really you’re just calling them average.
It’s a whole different level of demoralizing when they finally figure it out.
It depends which top you mean. Top as in left-right or up-down, can get interpreted differently
I feep like bell curves are pretty consistent left to right, top being the apex. Maybe some fields do it differently.
If it isn’t tall in the middle and sloped on both sides it would be a line graph because it would not be bell shaped.
One I saw on Lemmy and remembered was “You have nothing but potential”
The comments have devolved into the less mundane and just regular insults, so I’ll throw this one in here:
You’re as thick as a brick sandwich
