Core memory for a whole generation

RFK named the brand because Trump can’t pronounce Acetaminophen.

🎶

Its the Cola!

Cola-Cloaca!

Donald Trump says it’s hot like Ivanka!

Cherry, Lime, Passion, there’s no need to ration

At the Cooooo-Laaaaa…

Drink what you love!

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Johnson & Johnson should just say “Our bad. We’ll stop selling all our products in your state!”

Then sit back & watch the fallout

Sigh…

…unzips

A football player and a swimmer are just built very differently.

American Football uses damn near every body type you can think of. A lineman, wide receiver, quarterback, and kicker are all going to have wildly different body types. I’ve always found that pretty interesting.

Woosh.

I think you mean Thots™

They’ve declared no SNAP for November, now

Awkward Sucker

Oof…

Witch Hunt’s Ending

That’s a “Fuck Gun Control” 9, a pretty popular 3d printed gun. It’s essentially a Glock 19 crossed with an AR pistol, and (so I’ve heard) on the ‘reliable’ end of 3D printed firearms.

I have the plans, but haven’t printed one yet.

There’s a part of my brain that wants to print it in bright-ass Nerf “safe” orange, Just because if I’m going to do something that’s a terrible idea, might as well go all in!

“The enshittification of the Internet has brought you here.”

I’m totally the dumbass that would try to kick it & run…

Next stop is ratchet strap tug-o-war!

Used car salesman sold him a POS, so he crushed the rest of his stock. Justifiable.

Idk, I’m just making stuff up…

I have an Oddish pot I still need to get a plant for…

Same, but replace “…oh” with “…goddammit…”