OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoYeah Ill Have A Whooper With Beef Wingslemmy.worldimagemessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1625arrow-down18
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 months agoI love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn’t actually say anything yet.
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·2 months ago“What’ll ya have?” “Good thanks, you?” (fuckfuckfuck)
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoI promise you, the minimum wage workers don’t care
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoBut now we’re off script! I didn’t prepare for this. I reach into my pockets to pull out my card but grab clumps of spaghetti.
minus-squarelividweasel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months ago“Enjoy your meal!” “Thanks, you too.” “…” “…”
minus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agonot high at the time but I’ve done this at work while cashiering more than once “what time is it?” “your total is 4:47PM 🙂”
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoThen I notice that the place is closed and follow the trail of broken glass back into the night.
I love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn’t actually say anything yet.
“What’ll ya have?”
“Good thanks, you?” (fuckfuckfuck)
I promise you, the minimum wage workers don’t care
But now we’re off script! I didn’t prepare for this.
I reach into my pockets to pull out my card but grab clumps of spaghetti.
One cuil
“Enjoy your meal!”
“Thanks, you too.”
“…”
“…”
I love you
Mom
Welcome to Costco!
Done that. :)
not high at the time but I’ve done this at work while cashiering more than once
“what time is it?”
“your total is 4:47PM 🙂”
Then I notice that the place is closed and follow the trail of broken glass back into the night.