Oh man I was hoping they’d hit the 2025 release date.

Weird, it’s not a ‘wife bad’ meme.

Tartar sauce is better with fish.

Mostly misogynistic right wingers but I don’t know any on this site.

Snopes article about this from 2018 stating it’s mostly false.

If you carbonate the broth the noodles dance.

It definitely is.

I watched a documentary about one who worked in a prison laundry and got better but his brother didn’t.

They should build a synthetic incubus/succubus to go around at night and jerk off men and inseminate women to increase the birthrate.

People can opt out by posting robot.exe on the doorway.

If you slide your dick in the Mac n cheese layer you can fuck it.

Carbonated chicken stock is fizzy and delicious.

Why is it on fire?

The meat has bubbles in it.

Why is the roast carbonated?

Maybe NSFW but horse eating a chick.

Does it come with a helicopter?

It makes me act like a twenty year old though.

Nothing like a little rape joke.

This is the high quality content I expect from Facebook.

Mickey17 is a fantastic movie and I loved Robert Pattinson’s performance I honestly didn’t think he had that range or those comedic chops.

How could I forget the biggest pussy of them all?