Just collapse already! This is just getting silly at this point.
these people have no sense of history.
Isn’t the word “minted” not more correct as this is about commemorative coins?
Not if you just slap a sticker on them. It’s also cheaper that way.
Surely toilet paper would be a more appropriate medium to carry his semblance.
Isn’t the dollar due to collapse due to foreign sanctions against the Trump regime tariffs?
Poetic.
New currency might be plastic.
GOLD plastic tho.
If ever you get a chance, check out the Soviet Union military medals (shiny gold plastic) from the last decades. This has precedent.
If they were smart they’d give them RFID chips, but that might cost more than the metal.
I hate the idiots in charge of this country.
Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I’m a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
…pretty please? :(
So we made it to the “Russian bride” level already. American Spouses
Anyone want to do that for me too? I might be disabled but I am very funny, I can do pixel art so I can make stuff for you, I have good style and can help you dress well, I can sew so I can mend your clothes! You can also have all my steam games!
Please get me out of here :(
I’d marry you both but the UK doesn’t seem too far behind your shitshow :(
I will suck literally anything.
Let’s all start some kind of legal harem. Or a really big “family”.
Say less, cousin Skuzz. I’m in.
Aye, cousin kelpie_is_trying, how’s the family anyway? Been a while.
Ah lads… You’ve gone too far now. C’mon. How in the name of sweet baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all his carpenter friends is this not an onion? C’mon now. Seriously.
The timeline jumped the shark. Reality is too absurd for The Onion to parody.
The more time passes the more convinced I am that we actually do live in a simulation. That our reality is some kind of TV drama that was actually supposed to end years ago but now the writers are running out of ideas.
We’re out here doing worse versions of decades old plotlines, the stuff that is “new” feels phoned in, we’ve got this huge cliffhanger in the Epstein files that is probably never gonna get resolved. Really feels like the show ships have ended back in 2012.
I mean I’m shitposting, but still.
I read this in Scotch/Irish
I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money
I hope you don’t mind metal coins.
Hey, don’t kink shame my ass pennies fetish
Misleading title, they’d be coins:
The bill calls on the U.S. Treasury to print 400,000 silver dollar coins with Kirk’s face on them, Republican Representatives August Pfluger of Texas and Abraham Hamadeh of Arizona told Fox News. In addition to Kirk’s image, the coins would include the message, “Well done, good and faithful servant.” They would be minted with the year 2026 and his full name on them, according to Fox News Digital.
Also “Well done, good and faithful servant.” is absolutely nauseating.
All things considered, coins make the most sense. Bills would be defaced so quickly. I was already imagining all the grotesque pen drawings over his dumb face.
You can technically still deface coins in a variety of ways, such as with a window breaking tool, and red marker. Not saying I would, of course…
Might have to make me a stamp that says
“NAZI
GOLDSILVER”Little drill hole somewhere maybe
I was just wondering how much I could sell them for if they had an actual bullet hole through them…
If I ever happen upon one of these, it’s at the very least getting a swastika stamped into the forehead.
I assume it’s just a Charlie Kirk commemorative coin?
Pfluger said that “this commemorative coin will make Charlie the youngest American ever immortalized on legal U.S. currency, a fitting honor that cements his extraordinary legacy alongside presidents and founding fathers who shaped our republic.”
It would seem so.
Please let it be a low denomination coin so I can have trains run over his face.
ANYTHING BUT TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES. FUCKING ANYTHING.
BOYCOTT MONEY!
you have no power over me - cashless people
The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about
Literally all the power
can’t see his face on cash if never hold cash
That’s not what you said. And also that’s not true.
Never Harriet Tubman though.
I wonder if there’s a reason why? Anyone know???
She rescued what, a few thousand people? Kirk offended millions!
Mysteriously, so did Harriet Tubman.
Racism :(
