

“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text
Previously don@lemm.ee


“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text
There some wives who also enjoy the scenery, if you catch my drift.
Can I get those tots poutine-style? That’s the real question.


Really gotta hand to the dems for their fantastic response lol


Time to make AI videos of trump eating actual shit from a horse’s ass, go crazy and flood their zone with ‘em.
I can see it and unsee it. I can sometimes do it with the “which way is the ballerina spinning” illusion.


Rock-smacking lowly beasts are running the show (into the ground).


Excellent work, carry on.


I’ve seen many of you just chilling in your respective corners, not wanting fuckall to do with us gigantic bastards. With you, there were no mosquitoes.
You homies were chill af, and though it took great effort to overcome the fear, you and yours did not disappoint. Yours have quietly and peacefully traveled my home, often very close to me, and I watched you watching me.
Respect, spiderhomies. Mad respect, and may I continue to remember that you really just want to live, just as we do.
your spiderbabies are terrifying af and could you guys pls make bedbugs your mortal enemy pls bc fuck those assholes thank you for your fantastic work kbye 🤘 rock on spiderhomies
Or in Chinese, “Leisure Restaurant” (according to Google Translate).
Plutonium Uranium. That’s yellowcake it’s painted with.
As long as you don’t interact with the video in any way, because using the like/dislike button and leaving comments of any kind are considered to be engagement and only cause the algorithm to recommend it all the more.


No no no, not you! Very sorry ! I hate Israel.


Congratulations Israel, I permahate you now


“Vulnerable” go fuck yourself with a white-hot steel dildo.
What’s an Australia? Is that like one of those New Zealand’s?
Of course there is. We’re in it.