please touch meplease touch my.butt
User is not in the pleaser file. This incident will be reported.
Just aliased it to “Computer,” so it feels more like Star Trek
will probably continue typing sudo tho
alias doasisay="su -u passwordlessrootaccount" alias satisfyme="echo Yes Master; doasisay"alias sudo=‘Please’ alias rm -rf =‘thank you’
Please thank you
As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use “bitch”.
bitch poweroffbitch rm -rf /For me, it’s “pwease” because I like that sub relationship.
oh hell yeah this is the exact level of goofyness i need right now.
please rm - rf🙏
Life pro tip: good manners make it easier to get what you want
ACTUAL good advice?! Is that even allowed here??
Only once per quarter, and only incomplete rules to the advice. This particular instance of advice is barely skirting the standards and norms.
I’m not saying please to a machine.
I’m aware I’ll be the first killed off during the uprising, and I’m ok with it.
I was surprised to find that my distro (CachyOS) already has this alias
I always preferred the version where
please="sudo !!", but I recently tried setting it up and couldn’t get it to work on fish, sadly.alias please='sudo $(fc -ln -1)'I’m a new windows emigrant, so I don’t have that muscle memory… so I am getting used more easily to using fish’s ALT+S to sudo the previous command.
EDIT: @Alaknar@sopuli.xyz I just checked that !! works too for me, apparently because of this: https://github.com/oh-my-fish/plugin-bang-bang
I remember setting this up with zsh and it didn’t work either. IIRC I had to use history to access the last command but it failed in some cases so I stopped using it altogether )=
This reminds me of INTERCAL.
please rm -rf /*
You forgot the
-vtag to watch your dreams die in real time!
In the interests of Linux commands generally being short abbreviations, I suggest “pls”.
Try “Bruh”
Bruh shutdown
Or icanhaz
gooby pls
I’ll fuckin’ do it again, ayuck!
Elite Pink Guy reference
It’s a reference to a comic where Goofy murdered children lol, but yeah, Pink Guy may have said it too.
Maybe pls for the su command?
