TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1442arrow-down118
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minus-squareredlemace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down1·5 days agoI only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
minus-squareBilly_fuccboi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up84·5 days agoI just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
minus-squareredlemace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down1·5 days agoYet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·5 days agoYou gotta at least wear eye protection.
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 days ago“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
minus-squareanswersplease77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agothere gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoFunky cheese, relevant username
I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
Yet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
Imagine the smell 🤢
Pineappley?
Cummy
Funky cheese, relevant username