So you say! You could be a shill for Big Bean!

Wow! I hope your neighbour’s wife isn’t home when he’s away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She’d be fucked!

The wet is the oil. The dry is the meat.

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RFK Jr-approved!

TIL plants aren’t alive.

“I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered!”

She should tell them to butt out.

Or XOFF

So … he wants blood donated by inbred morons who make stupid decisions heedless of scientific evidence? Hurr! Yeah! Pyurblud! Pyurblud!!!

I’ll Dick your York … !

A zero g fetus? That’s how you end up with Gyoro Gyoro, people! The limbs don’t know where to emerge from!!

They need to have a swarm of dollar signs being sucked into that megachurch.

Cow substitute. The vegans use it. ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bovine!’

They wanna do without our tasty tasty beef, go nuts. They can have overpriced and underquality beef from the US that’s been rubbed under JFK Jr’s nutsack and carries who-knows-what kind of pestilence.

Funny how humans put this shit into the ocean, and the ocean spits it back out. I think there’s something in that for all of us.

What about skinny dung beetles?

Distance and accuracy training.

I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.

Depends on how much he pays the judge.