People will say she’s a commie and that’s a poisoned well.

Laying pipe is fucking.

Two middle aged men scissoring?

Laying cable means shitting on a sexual partner.

Good times.

Better than a master-tater.

Why didn’t she just sue the potatoes?

You can keep your pants on if you side saddle like a real man.

So your ejaculate would look like a poached egg?

I wasn’t sure if she was guilty or not but after that speech I am.

What a dick.

Hard disagree.

He looks like the type of guy you shouldn’t take candy from.

Me with a gram of pure LSD:

‘You know what, I’ll let the cops take it.’.

And great at headshots.

Extra crunchy taco.

Oh I think that’s my dick.

Don’t be a pussy use some of his meat.

Narcan is a buzzkill.

You do a Matthew Perry impression and you don’t even need a hot tub.