You’re supposed to use the other rear.

I’m already ugly so might as well get paid for it.

How to delete someone else’s post.

America first 💸🔥

Because they have the fascist brain disorder and are a danger to all living.

This will soon be required viewing as part of an American education.

Don’t disappoint me. I’d love to buy a non-Pixel GrapheneOS-supported phone. It won’t be long before I’m in the upgrade market neither.

This country is pathetic.

Whales: our investments.

Not nearly lifted enough. And where’s the cross and punisher logo?

My dog swallowed a piece of string once. I gently pulled and it just kept coming.

I wonder if we’re actually against the storage format limits these days. Is the format a limiting factor in typical handsets?

That poor humanitarian 😔

Stocks on sale you say?

My wife says the problem with babies is that they grow up into children and she isn’t as fond of those.

Enjoy while it lasts.

Nonsense! 💰🖨️🔜

I swear the little shits do it just because they can.

I’m sure investors are loving this.

Man, calculators with fraction support weren’t all that common when I was in school.

One thing that’s always struck me was that most people prefer not to die in a hospital, but most end up doing just that.

I propose a system of trebuchets to launch people at high speeds in the general direction of their home just before they pass.