I had to. Was compelled to. The world being what it is, I gotta make levity where I can.

Why would Palestinians want Palestinians expelled from Gaza?

As a novice to birding, Imma need those references!

I was looking into this, T-Mobile seems to be the carrier for the Fairphone.

https://support.fairphone.com/hc/en-us/articles/16674972235537-Murena-Fairphone-in-the-USA

It’ll probably be the next step when my Samsung bites it.

It says ‘fertilizer company’, but I immediately read ‘army recruiter’.

If the goal was military casualties, they’d have been better served by having Hezbollah mobilize its insurgents, by maybe massing on the borders in a very obvious show of force, then firing off the pagers once the militants were grouped and away from civilian populations.

But then they’d be on the back foot because the survivors would be already massed and coordinating in person, which would hamper their actual invasion.

Probably not. No one credits Al-Qaeda’s ingenuity with using planes as ad-hoc cruise missiles.